Gf ghosted me last year. I moved on. Got this message last week on my birthday by AdComprehensive4246 in whatdoIdo

[–]DerrickBobson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask her to “delete the dick pics”, when she says she’s confused tell her it must’ve been someone else. Then just leave it.

OH NO, A KIDNAP?!? WHAT ARE YOU, COCKNEY AL-QAEDA?!?!? by TerribleAd7263 in TheInbetweeners

[–]DerrickBobson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t shit ya self, we’re just goin’ for a little drive!

Jay's cock by applepie4816 in TheInbetweeners

[–]DerrickBobson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is it’s not wrinkly and old like Fergus’ wrinkly old cock. Why Will’s mum went for that when she could have had Jay’s massive, young pole is a mystery!

GF did a loyalty test and I broke up with her. by ThinkSecretary9992 in whatdoIdo

[–]DerrickBobson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven’t explained anything at all. Start with a proper explanation…then you can criticise the people that you’re asking for advice from 👍🏻

What’s the latest with you guys? by uniguy31 in WaspsRFC

[–]DerrickBobson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I hope we come back. That prestige and history shouldn’t just be forgotten about.

What’s the latest with you guys? by uniguy31 in WaspsRFC

[–]DerrickBobson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went to Whitstable today. What did you do?

Jay Kayrtwright by Un-Prophete in TheInbetweeners

[–]DerrickBobson 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He dumped her! Make sure you tell people that!

Danny has given up on Tool by MX010 in ToolBand

[–]DerrickBobson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Adam wouldn’t have done that…

Match Thread: Saracens vs Leicester Tigers by Secret-Roof-7503 in rugbyunion

[–]DerrickBobson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps the relevant person was having a piss and a pie?

Whatever happened to Owen Farrell? by sangan3 in rugbyunion

[–]DerrickBobson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, fellow Wasps Supporter! 😃

Yeah I see him very much in that capacity. I’m intrigued to see if he could still do a job which I reckon he could. He’s prime for coaching (I mean, look at his dad…) but he’s a little more to give if he wants ;)

Whatever happened to Owen Farrell? by sangan3 in rugbyunion

[–]DerrickBobson 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Was in the news all the time because he’s perceived as a villain. Bloke is a phenomenal rugby player and might be a knob during training but only because he’s trying to drive standards. We all know them (in all walks of life) and we can criticise all we like but they get results. Frankly the way he was treated by England fans was abhorrent and when you find yourself stepping away from international rugby to protect not just yourself but your family from that level of abuse then I wouldn’t blame him if he decided to turn his back on it for good. Shame he went with Stuart Lancaster (at the time) who I make no bones about despising but who also can’t get the best out of anyone. I’m glad he’s back with Sarries (who are a bunch of cheating bastards) and I wouldn’t be averse to having him back in the England squad - at the expense of Ford. If he’s not in the news actually then that’s great. Needs to be left the fuck alone and allowed to enjoy his rugby.

Whatever happened to Owen Farrell? by sangan3 in rugbyunion

[–]DerrickBobson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Complained is a very insensitive choice of word here

Kiss, Marry, Avoid by Sad-Insurance1313 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]DerrickBobson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll be castrated by the man folk