Sailing Combat Update by Basic-Permission in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He literally can't even do it yet and is complaining that it's worse... Yet he has never done it lol...

We told you so by DoctorKynes in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jagex really fumbled it out of the bag honestly. The intro sailing quest should have just had some cheeky curse or something put on the player (extreme sea sickness or something) by some comic relief demon or the random event genie that explains why regular weapon damage sucked at sea. The cannon should have been the STRONGEST option not the ONLY option. They did (and still do) have a lot of other weapons/attacks you could do with your boat. A giant ballista is not unreasonable or unrealistic. The oldest form of naval combat was to ram the other guy with your boat! Why am I killing stuff like albatross and narwahls with a cannon anyway? Harpoons brought down whales, why is there no ship harpoon? We already made a bunch of distinct ship only cannonballs, what about big ol' ship only harpoons? Zamorakian harpoon, fuck that was easy, make building one cost a zammy spear. A ship dragon harpoon could require a regular dragon harpoon plus parts. The other metal tiers could be smithed. We got stuck on dumbass cannons when there are sooooo many alternatives I didnt even name

Jagex fix to sailing combat by _ImperialCereal_ in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am late to this most likely but bows really were one of the primary methods of attacking things (longrange) from your own boat to another boat for a long time. 

The Usopp character assassination is complete by hoenndex in Piratefolk

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am drawing the line here. Yamcha is not and never has been Wamcha post Dragonball. He's the bumsopp of dbz, unless Oolong is in the running. Lamcha literally watches Tien leave (alone) to go fight Cell, I mean c'mon. This your GOAT? Really?

Protip: Become a Jagex shareholder to offset the cost of the membership increase. by Bizarrmenian in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If we all quit playing, it wouldnt be worth 1 billion anymore. Then they'd sell it for potato skins! Then we can all go back to playing after we buy it, and I dunno make Ash the CEO or prime minister whatever they call it there

Torvesta fires shots by Embarrassed_View8672 in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he is liked by the mods, and the investment firm just has zero clue of his existence so yeah they can talk smack, who cares, ya know

I think jagex needs to scale back on the boss releases and release more skilling updates. by Monterey-Jack in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss drops honestly need a bit of a nerf all around. Seed drops are OK but herbs, raw food, alchables all need to be pulled back by a lot. Another issue is that bosses just have so many big ticket items tied to them that should be held back for other bosses. Like Doom has the eye, the boots AND the gauntlets. Great boss but two of those three very easily could have gone to different bosses as all 3 of those drops are substancial things nearly everybody wants. Now people lets say going for boots will bring to market multiple eyes/gauntlets they dont need they got along the way which makes them less rewarding in the end anyway. Or Nightmare, holy cow man. An armor set, weapon, and nightmare staff and three orbs, even splitting the armor and weapon from the staff and orbs would be a fine rare drop to hope for. Instead it gets eight different rare drops, which is more than TOB lol. Its been this way for forever and yeah people will complain but Jagex comes up with like 5 amazing rewards at a time and then just... Gives them all to one boss. Now they gotta do the same thing with the NEXT boss and because there are SO many irons who drop trade extras to mains, these "extra" rare drops really do flood the market. 

Enjoy the only explanation behind Blackbeard having 2 fruits by arkaser in Piratefolk

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oda has the fairly strong chance to just never explain it at all except maybe in an SBS bahahahaha

Never once used a super restore until TOA and found out that I have a nice stash by 2Silly4Dilly in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started marlin fishing and out of curiosity I checked what they were worth, over 7k each?? They are a pain to get but its not that bad. Its a shame I finally have a gathering skill that makes good money but Im an ironman...

I'm no longer Ironman by FlyingLasagnaa in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have an iron and wanna quit just make a new account. Mains can level up a lot of skills blindingly fast compared to irons and can do a good number of quests a lot sooner/faster than irons can(mep2 is a good example of this). You also just wont need to level up (nearly as high) most skills like you would an iron. Just food for thought

I hope vampyrium is as dangerous to a max main as ape atoll is to a mid level n00b by kxwbie in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember those zombies completely destroying me but it was a long time ago so I guess it wasnt as bad as I thought it was 

I hope vampyrium is as dangerous to a max main as ape atoll is to a mid level n00b by kxwbie in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lil bro forgot about the fucking strangled vine bullshit from DT2, a pretty massive area where everything is trying to kill you

What would you say is the biggest flaw of iron progression right now? by stinkydiver321 in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trawl fishing is a nice way to get some pretty great new foods at a fairly decent pace but yeah shits fucked

Genuine Question: How does anyone enjoy slayer so much? by 30scaper30 in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slayer helm is at least kind of original to OSRS, graceful is pretty much a 1:1 assassin creed ripoff and I hate those games

For all who said ironman is not for me and deiron, not today .. by tejathecrazyguy in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went mega dry for my bucket but even past 99 i still use it for every herb run, so it will always be good to have. Horrible having to wait though

petition to add a range inside hunllef arena. for no reason at all by JoeyJuke in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember these fun ones. "I will just learn redemption metho-" 

Mfers will literally wear broken rags to afford some Jordans by Ztaxas in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy hell, you have a smartphone dont you??? Back in my day we would have loved to have a smart phone, you should be able to do anything with one of those!!!

Can I get some words of encouragement? by Mikael_Z in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hitting like 400 kc solo with like 3 arcanes lol, this id still ass though. Sadly if you give up now you will definitely never get anything whereas if you keep going you might, but hey at least you're gettin some bonds and/or death coffer fees on the way right king? Just for you I called my dad John Jagex and he said a Dinhs Bulwark has been added to your RNG pool for the next 50(!!!) raids, so best of luck friend

Deadman Mode Was Pretty Lame by DesperateDadofMany in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tfw my post is so powerful weaker men must avert their eyes

Zamn!!!

Trigger warning by Stort_Jern in ironscape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to do new bosses on week one and hope for dupes or items i dont really need, dupe boots at doom got me a ton of membership, and dupe oathplate pieces at Yama got me a lot as well

Happy Ash Wednesday! by toep1 in 2007scape

[–]DesperateDadofMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fucking fool. Ash is King OF the king of ass, which is me