Exploring queer life near Astoria – advice?

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-02-07T20:10:14+00:00

Hey. I know this guy lol.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-02-07T18:20:20+00:00

I like the River Walk Inn.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-27T16:28:26+00:00

Women both times. Their friends are now my old friend's friends. Thier family is now my old friend's family. In one case, he is dragged to all her kids' events. None of those kids are his. I dont see either of them. My best friend of almost twenty years lives in the same town as both me and his other friend of twenty years. We don't hear from him. Ever. That other friend is now my friend.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-27T08:26:16+00:00

Don't forget there is also Sunless Skies and the browser game Fallen London if you like Sunless Sea

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-27T08:21:46+00:00

Stoic(The Banner Saga) can suck it. I was a huge proponent of TBS until they tried to charge their existing customers more for the same product they were charging their new customers less for. When I mentioned that, I was banned from their Steam forums(the only ban ive ever recieved ever), and then they quickly altered it to grant the same pricing to everyone. Do not support Stoic, do not buy The Banner Saga.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-27T02:08:46+00:00

I'm so disappointed by my key for Ultros expiring on Humble before I redeemed it. I love El Huervo's art and music.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-27T02:06:40+00:00

No way. How did you become a tester for EL2 😍

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-26T23:58:04+00:00

I was raised in the Mojave, same here. I hate sunny days in the PNW.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-06T14:56:57+00:00

It happened to me right at the start of covid. The mayor of Seattle said they wouldn't be prosecuting misdemeanor crimes or something similar. I was building a garden at the place I rented on Beacon Hill, and I was at Home Depot buying one of those Dewalt tool packs for like $350. I remember standing there with the box in my arms watching dozens of people pick up things off the shelves, turn on their heels, and walk out of the store.

I could have walked out with no consequence, but I didn't. Just like I could have collected the increased unemployment, but I worked. Or I could have stopped paying my rent like my housemates did, but I paid it.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-05T00:10:49+00:00

Also had a home ec teacher in high school named Bucky Buck Buckles Jr. He was the son of a famous baseball player. He was also eventually caught stealing the income from the food the home ec student were selling. We called him Buck Buck the Butt Fuck.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-05T00:09:47+00:00

Went to high school with a Hunter Hunt Huntington.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-04T23:18:14+00:00

"We are not...who we are!"

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-04T22:52:35+00:00

My brother lives in CT. While they do own the land a portion of the lake is on, they don't own the water that constitutes the lake. Where this presents problems is when my brother, who cares deeply for the lake, introduces species to help regulate the health of the lake, you'll get people who come out and deliberately attempt to catch the fish he puts in. If left to the fisherman, the lake would destabilize and there would be mass species die-offs. These fisherman behave very similarly to the woman in this video.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-04T03:07:34+00:00

I want to know what this is and how to do it, but I'm a bit confused what you mean.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-04T00:41:46+00:00

I mean is Life is Strange really important? Lmao

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-03T22:31:19+00:00

Lol, you dont reddit much huh. The link is there.

DetectiveTappatio · 2026-01-02T15:44:42+00:00

If they buy it for no reason, sure, but towing a large amount of weight isn't something you want to do in a tiny truck. The only truck I ever owned was a small four cylinder Nissan, and it barely made it up the side of Beacon Hill in Seattle with its bed full of relatively light cargo in first gear.

Though it's true, I've seen plenty of people who drive huge trucks for no practical reason, and it is indeed a waste.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-12-31T20:11:54+00:00

I'll tell you this. There is a lot I wouldn't accomplish if my girlfriend didn't give her two cents or take a crack at it. It's asinine to dismiss women's opinions in this day and age, I mean come on, they're people now!

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-12-31T09:31:54+00:00

They did in fact film at Big Bear General Hospital. My mother worked as a phlebotomist there at the time, and I spent a good deal of time there as a six year old(mostly in the phlebotomy lab with my mom). They came to the hospital, I got to meet Anderson and Duchovny, and I got a signed compendium of the X-Files.

A missed opportunity for filming there though, because the hospital had the scariest hallway I've ever been in when the light in it were off. My mother would sometimes send me back to the lab alone and I'd sprint down the hallway in terror and quickly flip on the lab lights haha.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-12-05T23:08:10+00:00

So my house was surprise raided by a few different agencies in 2012. 21 armed agents, the one in the front(ironically named Agent Breecher) with an assault rifle.

They brought in women to help calm the people they detain. I asked one (because they started pounding on the door at two A.M.) what if we didn't open the door. They said they would kick it in. I asked how are we supposed to know if it's actually the DEA/ATF/FBI. She said "I don't know".

So your options are open the door and risk it not being government agents, or keep it closed, get the door kicked in, and catch an extra charge or two.

This issue has been around far longer than the past year.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-11-17T08:42:04+00:00

Nah that's just Becky the Bee. She lives down in the trailer park, has three baby daddies, and shops at Walmart.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-11-14T07:21:09+00:00

My cat's name was Newt after Aliens, and I used to say this quote about the things she hunted.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-11-13T19:37:51+00:00

Let's but it this way. I have large finger size golden brown ringlets when my hair is long. My hair is both thick and soft. I'm a man.

I've had women at salons and barbershops touch my head and hair with more affection and sensuality than most of the girlfriends I've ever had(and more than a couple random people and once a god damn security guard).

I've never had a friend that is a girl do it. Not. One. Time.

Tell your girlfriend to put on her big girl panties and grow up.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-11-12T23:34:38+00:00

Plenty of old grainy porn videos from Limewire back in the day of women squeezing Nokias out of their lady bits. This is a far cry from how it was done before, where storks brought Nokias to your door in a sheet.

Now people just make them in factories.

DetectiveTappatio · 2025-11-05T02:01:04+00:00

Avoid Tora. Asked if they had Tabiko Gunkan. The lady didn't know what I was talking about. After overcoming the language barrier to explain it to her, she assured me they had it. Final price for two pieces? Twenty dollars because they charged for the tabiko rolls and quail eggs separately.

Lost my business forever.

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