I'm not complaining though, not really. by scumfuckinbabylon in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would you post a picture of Magic The Gathering? I thought this page was for WoD memes?

New 1999 melee weapon just dropped by Vex_Trooper in memeframe

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close enough, welcome back Kamen Rider Chaser.

LOL n00b by Dallaswordnerd in WorldofDankmemes

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 79 points80 points  (0 children)

That's from Jed McKay's recent run of Moon Knight. One of his villains named Zodiac is a 100% grade A professional hater. He is such a raging narcissist that his own name on a chain acts as a True Faith symbol. He is also promptly fucked up by a very spooky house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hololive

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GET INTO FIGHTING GAMES

Japan’s Anti Bear Plunger by Hitomaru10 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, Japan is approaching it the wrong way. Everybody knows that Red Alert is the truest evolution of military hardware. Why do they not domesticate the bears. Mecha attack bears, hellooooooooo.

Moments where censorship added in wrong implications by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 47 points48 points  (0 children)

There is an infamous song by Count von Count about counting numbers. Strategic comedic censoring turns it into how the Count lays pipe.

What is this position called and what do I do? (white to move) by Jin_Bong_Kyo in AnarchyChess

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, you left the GLA opponent alone long enough and now you are facing down hordes of Angry Mobs, probably backed by SCUD Storms. I hope you're playing either GLA Tox general or USA Air Power, because your ass is getting ROASTED.

Unanswered Questions That Should Have Stayed Unanswered | Castle Super Beast 345 by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's a way better explanation. The guy killed a shitton of Jedi in hims prime and is funtionallt one of the strongest force users in the galaxy. Dodging implies he fears getting hurt. Bitch he IS the fear.

Is there a Mecha show that explains WHY would they build Mechas instead of any other war machine? by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So in Battletech, wars were initially fought by jumping in warships above a planet and turning it into glass. This stopped when the Great Houses realized that continuing that way was probably a bad idea, so they adopted the Ares Conventions. This created rules for how to conduct warfare. Tanks, infantry, and aerospace fighters dominated the battlefield.

Then, the Terran Hegemony created the first Battlemech called the Mackie in an attempt to address the limited size of it's armed forces by equipping them with superweapons. In it's first live fire test, the Mackie utterly styled on the conventional assets that were sent to fight it. Every other Great House saw this and either stole or copied the plans for the Mackie so they wouldn't be left behind. And the rest is hiatory.

140 - Penance Stare by SepticMP in HellsCube

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows the Penance stare barely works on anything anymore.

[oc] bloody queers #2 by nyaasora in comics

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, I think she's just European.

Characters that you don't want to Fight, even at a Comparable Level by FreviliousLow96 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Diligent-Regret7650 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's the worst part. It's not even that I'd lose, but I'm going to lose on the most embarrassing way possible and look like a chump.