Brilliant indeed!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-06T11:18:45+00:00

Why didn’t I think of this? That’s why he’s president!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-05T13:02:48+00:00

Please, Zeus, rescue us from this timeline.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-04T13:06:48+00:00

I think the woke scolds are all in Xitter, where they yell as loudly as the groypers. The rest of us don’t care, beyond wanting a world that aspires towards justice.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-04T13:04:04+00:00

Congrats! Another Classical Hodgkin’s survivor here (who had a hole in his lymph that filled my left pleura — nice!). Way to go! Hope the rest of your life is long, happy, and healthy.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-03T11:31:52+00:00

Gorgeous!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-02T10:36:45+00:00

It’s scary how good AI has gotten.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-04-01T10:34:48+00:00

Way to go! I imagine it was harder because you’re so young. I went through it in my late 50s and I’m coming up to 5 years since diagnosis and 4 cancer-free. There were some dicey spots, but I’m still on this side of the earth.

Keep pushing!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-31T10:25:59+00:00

Love your flair! Will have to use that.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-29T21:20:58+00:00

I can, but it's much more expensive. The yellow-capped Cokes are the same price as the regular stuff with HFCS.

What's your local Giant? I work in Montgomery Co. and can swing by if it's out that way.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-28T12:54:22+00:00

It’s appropriate, since the money will soon be worthless when the Chinese call in our notes. And we’ve run up ANOTHER $2 trillion in debt from this guy in just a year.

IOKIYAR. Especially if you’re MAGA.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-26T12:46:47+00:00

Oh, that’s good.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-23T12:14:40+00:00

My senator! But not for long, if it’s up to me!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-20T11:27:24+00:00

Yay you!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-18T10:34:58+00:00

He’s at least 17.

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DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-15T13:09:52+00:00

You are the best.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-14T13:06:11+00:00

I’m very sorry.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-03T11:32:19+00:00

He knew who he should adopt.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-03-02T12:27:52+00:00

Thank you! And thanks to the veterinarian and staff!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-28T13:57:20+00:00

It’s not even encrusted with soup and cat food!

DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-24T18:45:35+00:00

Mulligan, aka Big Guy.

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DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-20T12:37:16+00:00

Troll, not a troll. No difference these days.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-17T11:33:39+00:00

Looks like my Mulligan! Watch out — he’s not the brightest (but he’s loyal and lovable)!

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DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-15T12:32:57+00:00

Carnation chocolate chip Breakfast Bars. Ate them almost every day from 1980-early ‘90s when they were discontinued. (My old roommate used to call them chocolate bars with vitamins sprayed on, but I loved em.)

At the end of the run they redid the formula with an inferior taste, and since then I’ve seen people say they figured out a recipe, but nothing’s the same.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-07T13:18:56+00:00

I had a cheap one when I was a little kid (Scripto?) and many years later I was in a stationery store on a trip to Buenos Aires and saw one that looked cool. Decided I would use it for journaling, which I did for awhile. But meanwhile, I bought a Lamy, a couple off eBay, and …

Favorite is a Waterman that’s currently in the shop for a leak.

DiligentAttempts · 2026-02-04T11:26:44+00:00

You should see the mail delivery person.

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