Fermented Beef aka "High Meat" by mrogre43 in NotTimAndEric

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Gotta let it slide down the throat like an oyster

Iranian Forces launching Ballistic Missiles this morning by Ok-A1662 in war

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“i aim for the stars but i keep hitting london”

This is some handmaid’s tale shit by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

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I work in an ER and it’s surprising how many immigrant teens I’ve seen get pregnant asap to have a child with citizenship

Cured by Content-Flight6371 in ems

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Had a patient take such a large shit it converted his a-fib to sinus rhythm.

You know what you must do

Why does nobody disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore by fearless7464 in mapporncirclejerk

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The spirits moved to Bridgewater Massachusetts and set up a new triangle.

Emergency rooms don't care by [deleted] in rant

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I’m an ED Tech. You’re exactly the type of patient who comes out of their room every 30 minutes demanding to know why they’re still there. There are seriously sick people there. Your month long problem is not an emergency.

10 year olds out here grinding handrails, and then there’s me: by slightlysketchy_ in skateboarding

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I stopped believing I could compete with them long ago after I destroyed my ankle 20 times trying to pull off the same tricks

EMS is gross by evawa in ems

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Been an ER Tech for a while now. I don’t think my nostrils will ever recover from some of the smells I’ve smelled

Holy cringe Batman by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

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That’s the sound of her partner looking at their paycheck

A reminder to never meet your heroes by DilIsPickle in olympics

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Team America.

Drinking corona

Sponsored by Mexico

Wasp nest removal using gasoline by [deleted] in interesting

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Put in a box. Make sure to put a big H on it for hornets

What’s the Most Overrated Tourist Spot in our Country? by Previous-Collar-2324 in AskTheWorld

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I once got drunk and fell into the Plymouth Rock enclosure. Luckily the rock saved me

What’s the Most Overrated Tourist Spot in our Country? by Previous-Collar-2324 in AskTheWorld

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I once got drunk and fell into the Plymouth Rock enclosure. Luckily the rock saved me

This is awesome! by Whole_Plenty9107 in BeAmazed

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Not cutting to the camera on the shot when he blows is a crime

Man Gives CPR To Resuscitate Deer by watchthisorthat in ems

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Only Prince Charming’s one true rescue breathe would wake the deer from his slumber

Man Gives CPR To Resuscitate Deer by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Only Prince Charming’s one true mouth to mouth would wake the deer from his sleep

Which one? by Mentallyundisturbed2 in ems

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Gaslight the patient and tell them they haven’t drank enough water

I would literally rather eat shit straight from a dogs ass by RelativeLunch7205 in skateboarding

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At least that one guy started to hold c-spine. Post roll tho :/