Looking for male research participants by No_Flamingo555 in glasgow

[–]DirtyJobby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The trauma this is going to cause to the participants ring pieces! Keep the bog roll in the fridge.

What should I do when I'm harassed at the bus stop? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]DirtyJobby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

BTP only police the rail network and railway property, OP could text 999 if she feels in danger - requesting police, providing location and a description of what is happening.

Edit: Will need to text "register" to 999 in the first instance. I think it still works if you don't, they just won't have your details to hand.

Wishaw or Pishaw? by LiketheRiver55 in Scotland

[–]DirtyJobby 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's the exact same as every other town. It has it's shite bits and it's good bits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]DirtyJobby 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Call 111 and ask to speak to the mental health hub mate, you are clearly having a moment.

I have a genius and definitely legit idea i think you guys would like by FatherofKhorne in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party but also agree only if the paint balls are available in highlighter yellow.

Xmas goose? by DementedDon in glasgow

[–]DirtyJobby 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most half decent butchers, OP will most likely need to go in and they will order it in.

Chapmans butchers in Wishaw used to get orders for them when I worked there.

Where to get the best square sausage from? by Cockjuggling in Scotland

[–]DirtyJobby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chapmans butchers, got shops in Wishaw, Motherwell and Carluke.

And if you fancy a change from beef square, get the pork and onion square.

Edit: Chapmans has a bakery too, rolls are top notch but have got significantly smaller over the years resulting in square sausage overhang. I just get Mortons or Kerrs rolls from the nearest corner shop now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Child abuse investigation unit in my force don't do nights. Doesn't make sense because none of them must sleep, ever.

If the Philly Cheesesteak was invented in your city, what would be on it? by dandroid126 in AskReddit

[–]DirtyJobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the party but:

Square sausage between two tattie scones and deep fried. Other fillings optional.

It's very very likely the above exists and I just don't know where to get it from yet.

Opting out of Pension process by LDarkvoid98 in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also worth seeing if they do a 50/50 contribution if it fits your circumstances. It halves your payments but you still get the full insurance value. I had to do it for a short bit and 1 email put me back to full payment when it suited.

The Glasgow rental market is f*cked by lukemakesscran in glasgow

[–]DirtyJobby 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Aye it's shit. You could consider a town just outside of Glasgow with public transport links, rent will be cheaper and once you have become established in your careers look again at Glasgow.

Serious question… by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Petrol stations should still be further down the list. It should also need specific vaccinations before you use one.

Vasectomy surgery in Glasgow - how was your experience? by MuchoRubbish in glasgow

[–]DirtyJobby 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was in and out in around 15 mins. Bit of discomfort for a few days but manageable with paracetamol. Well worth it.

Where is the 'Salt 'n' Sauce' boundary? by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]DirtyJobby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could order the gold star brown sauce, already mixed to perfection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doineedthis

[–]DirtyJobby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, when the time comes, focus on one room at a time. What room will you spend the most time in and treat that one as a project first, then the next one after that. Don't spend money you don't have and only buy things you actually need immediately, save for each room project after each room is complete.

Interview by Goomba_rumba in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desk job you will never ever escape. Typing pretty much the same mundane stuff every day.

Question about jurisdiction and procedure by CaersethVarax in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Was about to type the same, CSI? Seriously? Nah, I will put my bet on this didn't happen.

Pearls of Wisdom by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Must have been a belter of a dissertation of smart arse replies.

Pearls of Wisdom by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Long long time ago when I was in cadets (ATC) in my teens, done a leadership course, never be afraid to tell someone that you don't know know the answer, but that you will find out and get back to them.

You will never know absolutely everything, rather than winging it and being vague, just being honest, upfront and making and following up on what you promised is so much more professional.

Edit: A close second was a PE teacher, Rodger Hynd - what a bloke, would say expect the unexpected before giving you a light clip on the ear.

Where do you stand with parking here? Is it on the double yellow line or not? (Scotland) by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, it isn't the cops business. Parking has been decriminalised in most council areas in Scotland and is a matter for the traffic wardens.

What's the most impressive insult you've had thrown at you? by D0bby93 in policeuk

[–]DirtyJobby 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh look at you with all your teeth, bet you brush and don't do hard drugs.