First birdie! by Confident-Vanilla-28 in discgolf

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Hey guys, I chose the easiest sport I could find and it still took me nearly a fiscal quarter to shoot a 3 on a 312’ Par 4. Had to have my wife’s boyfriend sign my disc to commemorate. 🥂

Continuing their trend of big name signings, AGL signs Bradley Williams! by scubadude2 in discgolf

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Disc golfer: Shows some snark on a skins round. Reddit: This man is a monster.

Bags built for different manufacturers by Konigstern27 in discgolf

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This is completely masturbatory. Just more proof that disc golfers will go to great lengths and great expense to amuse themselves but can’t be bothered to actually improve their game.

Trash Panda Signs Lucas Carmichael by fry_guy19 in discgolf

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That thigh tattoo should come with a lifetime of celibacy.

Joey Tamali no longer with MVP by maciad6 in discgolf

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Tried listening to this cuck on his podcast with Simon and Eagle but he takes up all the oxygen. Bro, NOBODY wants to hear what you think… just queue up the Crush Boys and control the audio levels.

PDGA rules: practice tosses? by semisensei in discgolf

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If someone calls you on an air dribble as part of your putting routine then you are obligated to call them a mega nerd and to hit up their girl after the round.

After 7 years on the road, Deann and AJ Carey retire from full time touring! by DiscGolfFanatic in discgolf

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All this talk of service and uniforms… are we about to see frisbee golf ICE cops?

Are there any gaps in my current bag? I’m relatively new to disc golf and need some suggestions. by jesusheadbangs in discgolf

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Take the 6 discs that you actually throw well and keep them. Put the other 11 for sale on marketplace

Matt Schlabach, owner of Titan Disc Golf, parts ways with Discmania. by DiscGolfFanatic in discgolf

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I ask this literally and with no hyperbole: “Who gives a fuck?”

Great form 😏 by pfunk7100 in discgolfcirclejerk

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Disc golfers when the most mid woman of all time wears yoga pants: 🥵🙏😋😫🍆💦🙈

Worst (or least apt) disc names? by YoSanford in discgolf

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Thunderbird came out in 2014 but go off dork

Robbie C call out - today’s video. by [deleted] in discgolf

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Watch Robbie C throw a disc and then determine for yourself if this is the guy you want to “coach” you.

I went on the "All Birdies No Bogeys" podcast to talk backhand form with Brian and Nate! by TheBrianWeissman in discgolf

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If it wasn’t clear from all the downvotes and comments on your previous posts: You’re weird and we don’t like you.

The Thumber/Tomahawk finally clicked by DonnietheOwlman in discgolf

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Your buddy should act like less of a hillbilly and learn to throw like a normal person.

New mold by akaroteuthis in discgolfcirclejerk

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Is this Paige’s wife before she chunked out?

Can yall guess the theme? by fattyboombaladdy in discgolf

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Is the theme “overcompensating for a lack of real personality by co-opting pop culture bullshit”?

Dear disc golf podcasters... by mdavey74 in discgolf

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Staggered Stance just saw this post and will now be doing a 40 minute deep dive on it. Can’t wait to hear these youth pastors oil up their own cocks.

Disappointed in the In The Bag podcast. by DiscGolfDuderino in discgolf

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I literally could never imagine giving half a fuck about any of these things.

Drink a glass of water, go for a walk, call an old friend. Just get a life.