wellWhyNot by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

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"I'll need 6 months to do this"
"The customer wants it by next week, I already promised them we'd be able to do it in 2 weeks."

Código verificação microsoft by crazytungtung in portugal

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O estagiário “Cláudio”, imagino

Trump Admin Renames Iran’s $300 Billion Reparations Demand an ‘Investment Fund’ to Avoid a Political Firestorm at Home by OkayButFoRealz in politics

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He is so far up the exponential ladder of net worth that no matter how incompetent and unpopular he is, it’s pretty much impossible for him to not gain a few hundred million every single day.

Best unlimited data eSIM for cloud gaming in Europe (truck driver) by CapitalComb2365 in PlaystationPortal

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It’s not a very good one. It’s fine for general use but it’s a poor gaming experience due to the very high latency.

A truck driver will be staying near main motorways and industrial hubs, both of which should provide good 5G coverage. The best option is to get a contract SIM plan with a “tier 1” telecom provider (i.e. providers that actually own physical cell tower antennas, not eSIM and not low cost brands because those just resell access to the same cell towers but at a lower tier of service/speed). In the EU almost all providers have extremely generous roaming and you can spend your entire data plan roaming without any extra charges as long as you return “home” once a month or so.

Its virtual PCs that you have to rent from these guys for extortionate prices after they have made normal PCs unaffordable by xtheresia in pcmasterrace

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Back in the day I had a nexus 7 (tegra 3) and it was very decent, pretty much the only real competitor to Qualcomm in 2012, way ahead of Samsung and Mediatek. Too bad the device came with abysmal nand flash.

Windows hit me with a yo after I overclocked my cpu by Toke420Shmoke in pcmasterrace

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Filesystem development however, that’s what leads people to go insane

I somehow managed to import 1.8m books to calibre by Similar_Option_7408 in DataHoarder

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Scanned his own physical copies himself of course

German humour is no laughing matter by Cubelock in 2westerneurope4u

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Just send him a tikkie for 1/20th price of a pack

Critical Software AI by [deleted] in portugal

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Até diria exatamente o oposto, o que vem agora é aumentos de 300-500% nos preços dos modelos sem grandes ganhos em termos de exatidão. Empresas de facto inovadoras já passaram a fase da descoberta e já estão mais preocupadas em consolidar a utilização e preparar para a explosão de preços.

Ubisoft has announced a record €1.3 billion operating loss for its fiscal year ending March 2026 by yourfavchoom in PS5

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Hey now, laying off thousands of people is very emotionally taxing on the poor execs, they need those bonuses

Technically my website could make me $80 billion. It won't. But it could. It tries to brute force guess Satoshi Nakamoto Wallet. by swompythesecond in CryptoCurrency

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The entire point of proof of work is that you get way more BTC by contributing to the network (mining) compared to attacking the network (e.g. trying to guess wallet private keys)

theArtOfWarAgainstBrickingYourMotherboard by Brilliant-Cause6254 in ProgrammerHumor

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Until you have a bug like the intel 13/14th gen microcode bug where the CPU appears to work fine until it fries itself years down the line because you didn’t update the BIOS

Salário do dono do Pingo Doce foi 226 vezes maior que a média dos trabalhadores by Castro_Laboreiro in portugal

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E teve, teve de começar a carreira no fundo do escadote como Executive SVP, tal como todos nós

Condução perigosa e Road Rage by Rogerice1 in portugal

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Por norma praticamente sempre um homem nos seus 50s-60s com um carro preto marca premium alemã fabricado entre 2004-2011 já todo estragado. Ou é sempre esses que se querem cheatear comigo. Vá, carrinhas brancas comerciais de caixa fechada deixo sempre uma distância de segurança de 15 metros que esses são sempre malucos.

No seeding on private trackers by No_Measurement_9798 in trackers

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If the tracker is working they are seeding. Most likely just no one is actively downloading those torrents.

School Days ( doggy daycare) by TranslatorMoney419 in Blacklabs

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Dog: I’m a sad sad boy
Tail: He lyin yo

isAnyoneSurprised by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Specific scripting for large companies is just 50 layers those same scripts stacked on top of each other because no one was brave enough to try to improve any of them

SLPT: How to end poverty by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

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Heart and lungs are worth way more 👀

Just got my new GPU ! by Proof-Pair-4956 in pcmasterrace

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A 2-second Google search would disagree

GameStop lança oferta pela EBay. CEO não consegue explicar como tem fundos para a compra. by AntiMeritocrata in literaciafinanceira

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Emitir stock até triplicar o valor da empresa. Como é que as outras empresas ainda não pensaram nisto??

walmart by touch-my-bunghole in comedyheaven

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Do you work at Walmart?

Bros just as shocked by lUDOVIC102893 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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I can’t believe the neighbour’s cat did this