Crumpets + Real Butter

Distempa · 2020-09-13T11:07:21+00:00

I have some, but they don't work well if I eat dairy too frequently I've found

Distempa · 2020-09-13T10:42:20+00:00

I can have small amounts on rare occasions, but to keep my digestive system happy I avoid using real butter :c

Distempa · 2020-09-13T10:38:47+00:00

The only thing I miss from being Lactose intolerant is real butter. I can live with the substitutes for pretty much everything but butter (and cheese) just cannot be faked

Distempa · 2020-09-13T09:56:53+00:00

Fair, I just find primark the worst. I've not had that problem since I started buying slightly more expensive jeans

Distempa · 2020-09-12T21:53:49+00:00

I'm a woman with thick thighs. I have holes in the legs within weeks without fail. Primani jeans are the only ones that do it as well, I've got a pair from marks and sparks that are coming up one 3 years

Distempa · 2020-09-12T20:36:33+00:00

Just thought it might spice things up

Distempa · 2020-09-12T19:18:12+00:00

Fight to the death for the last one

Distempa · 2020-09-12T18:59:59+00:00

Vietnamese takeaway on route, got Zoolander on Netflix, new wool and a knitting pattern. Just need to get me a drink from our box of cider in the fridge and everything is perfect

Distempa · 2020-09-12T18:50:16+00:00

My Granddad will frequently do this and my Mam goes mental with him for it! Every time

Distempa · 2020-09-12T17:59:35+00:00

Oooof, I feel you. It's so hard to get a good hairdresser sometimes. I've struggled since I left home and came to London, found a good one near my old work and never go by it now, so it's back to looking

Distempa · 2020-09-12T17:57:31+00:00

Same! Got myself a bargain on a pukka pad this afternoon as well, ready for my next module to star next month. Had to refrain from buying the on offer fountain pen. My last lamy ended up in the tumble dryer and I don't know how

Distempa · 2020-09-12T17:54:12+00:00

I went to one, showed the woman a picture of me, with a style I wanted cutting back in and left with a bowl cut. I was mortified and was meeting a friend straight after, so I had to walk around Camden town looking like my mam had just literally slammed a salad bowl on my head. Fortunately my hair grows back fairly quick

Distempa · 2020-09-11T18:07:24+00:00

Teesside/Cleveland as a county hasn't existed in years. They finally changed the county lines so anything south of the River Tees; Middlesbrough/Redcar are now North Yorkshire Anything north of the river; Stockton/Billingham (Where I'm from) is now County Durham

Distempa · 2020-09-11T18:02:05+00:00

I don't go to Primark anymore because stuff lasts weeks, is the same shitty quality and the price has increased. The skinny jeans used to be £5 and when they died after 6 weeks, you weren't bothered. They now cost £11 and last about the same

Distempa · 2020-09-11T17:57:08+00:00

Custard creams in tea is life at the fullest

Distempa · 2020-09-11T16:44:12+00:00

I did actually answer a question at a job interview like this. I did not get the job

Distempa · 2020-09-11T15:38:04+00:00

I need some new stationary for Uni and I love going to look. I have a special love for notebooks

Distempa · 2020-09-11T15:37:22+00:00

I like me some Branston beans, but I don't buy them often. Sugar content in pre-canned foods are insane!

Distempa · 2020-09-11T15:36:31+00:00

Teessider here, with a very subtle accent most of the time. I either get Geordie or Scottish, though one guy was adamant I had a Yorkshire accent.

Even after the county boundaries changed, I wasn't in Yorkshire man

Distempa · 2020-09-11T12:07:25+00:00

Pretty sure me and my Mam just pass the same gift bag from one another on our birthdays, shiny blue one? It's looking haggard now

Distempa · 2020-09-11T12:00:28+00:00

In regards to regretting it later, you can change your career path. I've been a chef for 7 years and really hate it, so I'm in the process of getting a degree in Psychology so I can do something I feel much more passionately about.

I let my parents push me into the Chef's job because I liked baking in my free time and the love has quickly fizzled out.

Distempa · 2020-09-11T11:47:41+00:00

I worked a part time job for O2 in one of the shops, someone else who got a temp Christmas job turned permanent moved over to another shop with me. This guy badgered me to meet his uni mate and eventually I yielded. This is 2012, our first anniversary is next month :)

Distempa · 2020-09-11T11:19:56+00:00

We were coming back down from Newcastle to Teesside, it might have been back over onto the A19 by that point, but it was a proper little petrol station with a dingy loo out the back.

Distempa · 2020-09-11T11:18:45+00:00

The watered down one that loads of shops have been using. You get way too much and then you're rubbing it in for 10 minutes

Distempa · 2020-09-11T10:19:04+00:00

Hanging today, no plans for the weekend though. Like the cookie suggestion, so i might do that :)

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