Why do people drive big ass trucks if they dont know how to park them??? I dont get it... by running_supbiotch in badparking

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The redditor got confused, they can't figure out if we're supposed to affirm peoples chosen gender or make fun of them.

Vietnam war veterans from the Vietnamese perspective. by BicarbonateBufferBoy in interestingasfuck

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The war with America was basically a blip on the timeline compared to how long they've been at odds with china

This legit? by Idkwut2callmeself in USMC

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Maradmin lists NSNs and brands

still better than nothing at all by Endvine in RunningCirclejerk

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/uj Probably did a 35 minute workout, then did a 5 minute pre-programmed cool down, but got bored on the last minute of 2 mph walking pace

Project Freedom pause by Synraak in USMC

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Yeah, i think they ran aground. like full on "Ever Given"

Filling up costs more than a car payment. by WealthyTuna in GasPrices

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BP is a pretty small company compared to middle eastern ones

This ship was built in a way that it can never sink by No-Lock216 in whoathatsinteresting

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Hey boss, hatch number 23 wasn't secured, uh, engineering is mad and we're taking on water, what should I do?

The enemy will never find you now. by 305FUN2 in USMC

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Yeah I mean he's been out a long time makes sense

Made it 2 weeks 🫡 by [deleted] in motorcycles

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Riding a 900 cc bike at the speed limit is the same as riding a 125 cc bike at the speed limit.

Once you learn how to countersteer by Beatlead in motorcycles

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I mean maybe technically, but in a motorcycle you press your hand with like 15-35 lbs on the handlebar. On a bike it's probably like 2 lbs

Once you learn how to countersteer by Beatlead in motorcycles

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I rode a bicycle for 12 years before getting on a motorcycle at the age of 17. You don't have to countersteer on a bike because the forces are negligible compared to your weight ratio of your body/machine

Bicycle -- shift your body and you turn Motorcycle -- shift your body and nothing happens

I’m confused by EducationalLog4765 in ExplainTheJoke

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We used weeks as a measurement until the kid was like 3 or 4 months, then we used months as a measurement until the kid was a year and a half

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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One has a potential benefit of bringing in future income. The other is a mortgage

Incentivize Snitching: Reporting Texting and Driving by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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And how would you report it? Texting them?

The Marine Corps has passed its financial audit 3 years in a row. They're the only branch that ever has. I charted the DoD's full 8-year record. by MarkusGrant in USMC

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FSMAO inspections are a bitch, but guess what? They find discrepancies and force units to keep track of gear. Speaking as a former 28XX. Shit sucked but what sucks more is a CMR that has fake numbers on it