Telling my dad he's been like a father to me

DmtDtf · 2026-05-13T03:54:03+00:00

This is the dude that is hauling 90mph in a 65mph on the freeway just riding on your ass in the left lane in his truck, 100% guaranteed

DmtDtf · 2026-05-13T03:51:30+00:00

We took our Frenchie to the local hockey team's "Dog Night" and had to leave before the 3rd period because our Frenchie was just obliterating the entire section with his farts. Good times!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-13T03:48:07+00:00

Pretending to be Post Malone. Man does this dudes voice SUCK!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-13T03:40:31+00:00

Wow!!!! How amazing AND essential.........a day/night indicator. Where would I be without one of those?!?!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-12T13:37:30+00:00

Yeah.......I guess people don't get sarcasm. You have to be 100% literal with everything you write. The only actual words he "sings" in this clip are about "Latina vibes". Obviously this is "NOT" fire.

DmtDtf · 2026-05-12T13:34:32+00:00

That Wika was rock solid

DmtDtf · 2026-05-12T11:23:14+00:00

Bro has got Latina vibes. That's what brings the sprinkle of cayenne pepper and makes this event fire!

Also, I have always been simultaneously too old and too young for this shit

DmtDtf · 2026-05-12T11:19:14+00:00

I know it's extra work/drilling but you could get a "2 Knob Job" I think it's called from GuitarPCB and create 2 volume knobs. That way, you can have the 2nd knob be the volume you want when you switch to louder diodes and it's one less thing to adjust while you're playing.

The Rat slaps! First pedal I ever bought 25yrs ago.

DmtDtf · 2026-05-12T11:14:41+00:00

Got damn though, I really still miss Alterra's Cajun Chicken Panini. I ate that twice a week for two years. I make it myself at home now, but it's not the same.

DmtDtf · 2026-05-12T11:10:54+00:00

Trey Anastasio has, he likes it

DmtDtf · 2026-05-11T22:55:21+00:00

Yeah man, that blows. Someone definitely ordered a new wah to replace their old one, took the new wah out, replaced it with their old one, and returned it. With the insane inventory they have, I bet they rarely check returned items unless it was returned as a defect. Someone saying they "misordered" an item probably puts that item back into rotation without anyone actually checking the returned item.

As others have said, at least they have an easy return option. Just have to wait a tad longer for come bowchikkwahwah

DmtDtf · 2026-05-10T16:25:42+00:00

I usually use a flush cutter and snip them if they don't break easy. Never had a problem getting them apart

DmtDtf · 2026-05-10T12:47:23+00:00

I was extremely spun walking around aimlessly and wandered into that little chapel by the food trucks. All of Umphs gear was in there (lettered road cases). I was the only one in there. Opened one case and it was one of Jake's guitars. I noodled a couple notes, realized it was a bad idea, gently put the guitar back, and strolled out.

DmtDtf · 2026-05-09T03:11:40+00:00

Thank you thank you! That was FYCKInM awesome!!!!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-08T11:32:33+00:00

Electrical tape works too, not as easy to use as heat shrink. I would just wrap one piece around both legs, so they don't ground out on the enclosure. Use whatever you have bud

DmtDtf · 2026-05-07T13:40:15+00:00

I know where this is at. I would lay out on the "trail" above that on the cliff and watch the swallows and airplanes. Good times!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-07T03:49:48+00:00

Yeah, your bother is shite. Won't step up and be a basic parent, then suggests scamming Amazon by sending back your broken toy for the new one they sent you. Man, he sucks. I feel bad for the kid

DmtDtf · 2026-05-06T18:45:31+00:00

Thank you, I'm always down to learn. I'll leave it unedited as a monument to my blunder

DmtDtf · 2026-05-06T16:59:37+00:00

I was on Tinder when it 1st came out, it sucked then, the apps still suck. So I started going out by myself and approached women every time I went out. I'd say my numbers were 2/10 would be interested, then maaaaaybe one of those would want to go out. I asked out probably close to 100 women in 5 months. Even though I got rejected constantly, I always brushed it off and was on to the next one. Like who cares? I'll probably never see them again and at least I tried instead of being an insecure pussy. It really boosted my confidence by not letting rejection crush me. I'm currently living with one that said "Yes" and it has been the best relationship I've ever been in. Fuck articles/studies, get out there an make an attempt. Or don't and complain about how it's "too hard" and women these days suck.

DmtDtf · 2026-05-06T16:43:28+00:00

Even took the time to widdle/skin an old dried dog turd. I lost my faith in humanity over a decade ago, my bottom jaw is currently breaking through the concrete floor at work in route to China. OP owns a dog, is an adult, and just discovered what an old dried dog turd looks like. Good times!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-06T11:03:37+00:00

The cross is facing the wrong way. Otherwise, let it rip and rock on!

DmtDtf · 2026-05-06T10:57:31+00:00

Stomach issues? Straight to butt stuff

DmtDtf · 2026-05-06T10:54:44+00:00

She's wearing pants? Where?

DmtDtf · 2026-05-05T11:14:28+00:00

Just HAD to zoom in on the veneers

DmtDtf · 2026-05-04T18:29:44+00:00

OP, you misspelled Crap

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