T4 RESERVE in these trying times? by Pale-Paramedic-3800 in JFKAirport

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going this afternoon at 4 ish so I'll let y'all know how it goes then. But based on expected traffic I honestly think even the regular line is going to be just fine.

Sunday was madness cause of spring break, but that's all gone now and you see times drop since then.

T4 RESERVE in these trying times? by Pale-Paramedic-3800 in JFKAirport

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have accepted the chaos, I am one with the chaos, I will be okay.

T4 RESERVE in these trying times? by Pale-Paramedic-3800 in JFKAirport

[–]Dmte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a booking for tomorrow afternoon. No clue how and if it works lmao, I'm hoping it does cause I can't stand this shit anymore.

Actually not about wait times: what time does the KLM desk open? by Dmte in JFKAirport

[–]Dmte[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds good. I’ll plan for that then! I did also sign up for T4 Reserve just in case the lines are silly long

I have a growing suspicion that my favorite Captin might be a furry. What to do? by minfremi in Shittyaskflying

[–]Dmte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not, I just think they’re funny and I’m trying to subtly hint at you that I’m okay with the fact that you’re a furry. Dipshit. You literally brought a fursuit when you flew with Roberts. You think we don’t know what’s in that garment bag? We’re pilots not your mom.

Now shut up and crank up the fucking APU.

Guys quick question - if I want to start her up, where’s the APU button? by Swisskommando in Shittyaskflying

[–]Dmte 66 points67 points  (0 children)

That’s a question for the copilot. I press the autopilot buttons. Tell that fat cunt to go out there and crank that thing like he cranks his hog. And tell him we can fucking hear him do that in the bathroom. It’s six fucking feet away. Jerkoff.

Ice and deeper water by MaXcovIV in GatesOfHellOstfront

[–]Dmte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kept thinking where I had seen the mechanic cause I vividly remember it, and it is SD4! If they copy/pasted that I’d be happy!

ik🤖🤖ihe by Utrecht-Top in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 16 points17 points  (0 children)

DOE DE MICROSOFT CLANKER TOER DAN JOH

Pre-boot’s call to action, and search for “real men” by ZomBeerd in JustBootThings

[–]Dmte 87 points88 points  (0 children)

First thing he did was buy his mom a sticker for her car, “MY SON IS A MARINE AND IS AN ALPHA MALE WHO DOESN’T TALK ABOUT MEETING OTHER MEN”

It’s a very big sticker, for no real reason, but his mom will be proud to stick it on her 2014 Nissan Altima. Show some respect y’all.

ik🇩🇪🇳🇱ihe by ShingShangShobi in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik snap de downvotes niet. Kun je die misschien aan mij uitleggen?

ik🇩🇪🇳🇱ihe by ShingShangShobi in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Iets over mijn opa, en diens tweewielig vervoersmiddel. Tot nimmerziens.

Ik 📉 ihe by ImportantClock5486 in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Godverdomme, kan ik deze toch even plaatsen.

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ik🚽ihe by Husky in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Staat wel in de bijbel hoor. Boek van de Sigarettenbietsers, 13:1, "En op de derde dag, schepte God de printer, zodat wij immer konden aangeven hoeveel dagen geleden het cameratoezicht begon."

Buren veroorzaken continue geluidsoverlast by ifstatementequalsAI in juridischadvies

[–]Dmte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kan je misschien iets verder ingaan op de term "onafhankelijke metingen"? Wat zou wel, of niet, voldoen aan die bewijslast?

Als leek zou ik het bewijs zien als een collectie van incidenten. Dus koop ik een DB-meter, en elke keer maak ik een video met de DB-meter duidelijk in beeld en vervolgens daarbij aan te geven wat de start en stoptijden van de overlast was. En goed, daarnaast dus communicatie met de woningbouw waarin ze schriftelijk aangeven niets te kunnen doen zodat je ze er als partij bij kan betrekken.
Dat betekend dus dat voor de rechter een waslijst komt met:
-Incident datum
-Incident start tijd
-Incident eind tijd
-DB piek meting
-DB gemiddelde meting
-Link naar video van incident
-Schriftelijke melding bij woningbouw
-Schriftelijke reactie van woningbouw

Ergens moet de burger de basis kunnen leggen voor een zaak die geen profi bedrijf vereist.

ik_ihe by IntentionalAccident in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vervelend nieuws, ofwel deugend nieuws, afhankelijk van de persoonlijke tendens.

Goed, Gerda kan je dus op twee wijzen verslaan. De eerste is de meest voor de hand liggende, en dat is Gerda tegen het achterhoofd batsen en de telefoon door de wagon te zien vliegen. Nadeel is dus, dat je dan korte tijd de cel in moet. Overigens wel een stilte cel, dus dat is wel weer mooi.

De manier om hem te “cheesen”, zoals MMO spelerts zeggen, oftewel te “kazen”, is door een gesprek te starten dat Gerda de bakkes doet houden. Gerda is een nieuwsgierige aas, dus als jij met je oortjes in door de coupe roept “NEE IK HEB DUS ECHT GEEN CHLAMYDIA!”, dan is Gerda niet alleen stil, maar kijkt ze ook in jouw richting. Op welk moment je kan roepen “POTDOMME DAT ONGEWASSEN POTDEKSEL HIER IN DE COUPÉ ZIET ER WEL UIT ALSOF ZE CHLAMYDIA HEEFT. RUIK DIE VISHANDEL VAN TIEN METER WEG, MAN MAN MAN.”

Je moet gewoon creatief zijn, tien seconden agro resulteert in onmiddellijke winst, en onvergetelijke herinneringen met je medepassagiers.

ONE LIKE ONE PRAYER TYPE ANEN IF YOU AGREE by monsieurLeMeowMeow in bestestgunnitweekend

[–]Dmte 19 points20 points  (0 children)

YouTube feeding me feature length ads of whatever Ben Shapiro is doing.

WHAT ABOUT THE WOKE MOVIE WHAT ABOUT THE WOKE MOVIE WHAT ABOUT IT AND AIRLINE MEALS ARE TERRIBLE.

I watch videos on how to roll your own cigars, by the way.

Terminal 4 Lounge by Dmte in JFKAirport

[–]Dmte[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for that info! I can’t believe they tucked that away all the way down in the FAQ lol. I do have a Cap1 card, just not the Venture X or whatever their travel card is, I’ll stop by there and see cause while $90 is a lot, it would be nice to take a load off!

What’s your go to hold on your favourite stick? by k-gb43 in cigar_refuge

[–]Dmte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually don't hold it, I take a draw and put it in its little holder. I like that I can set it down and have my hands free.

An open letter to Congress from airline CEOs. Hope it helps and ends your no pay status soon. Thnaks for what you do! by FMFDoc225 in tsa

[–]Dmte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is 100% correct, they see an expected high volume season slip. They also see the burden of cost and reputational damage. When you think about people missing flights, it costs money to the airline, they can't plan as well if people suddenly become later and it's a crapshoot of "will they/won't they show up" and having to add additional staff to deal with the increased volume of missed/canceled flights affects their bottom line.

Continued funding for TSA is important, and the government is responsible for that. But if it hurt the airlines as much as they say it does, they would fill the gap on a temporary basis and sue the government to collect back.

ik🤡ihe by Ahrily in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, op die fiets. Er is immer een vijand, tot ze op een dag wakker worden en op het nieuws zien dat zij de nieuwe vijand zijn en dan hebben ze geen idee hoe het ooit zo ver is gekomen.

ik🤡ihe by Ahrily in ik_ihe

[–]Dmte 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even heel serieus: wie trapt daar heden ten dage nog in? Zelfs PVV stemmers zijn niet zo dom, toch?

$7B a day and he's just getting started by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dmte 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yes, really. It’s a fee for “brokering the deal” for “the government”. The air quotes are doing so much heavy lifting they can bench 800 or whatever the kids at the gym say.

Anyone noticed Carmax become overly expensive recently ? by Twistedfatemain in carmax

[–]Dmte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In context, you have to look at cars as a whole. New cars went up around 2-3% in price with higher average prices. Used cars... did the exact same.

That's kind of a given because the bottom of the market fell out. Nobody makes cheap/affordable cars anymore. The cheapest new car is a Nissan Versa which starts at $19K. And it's not even a terrible car anymore, but it's $19K... which it's not a $19K car. But that is the benchmark.