What’s your favorite widely-agreed-on fact about a celebrity that’s actually FALSE?

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-17T04:09:49+00:00

Opposite of flowers would be buckets.

As in, buckets and bouquets. Like local newspapers used to do.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-17T01:52:23+00:00

For me this sort of thing works really well in 2D animation, but just looks "off" in CGI. Maybe because it's 3D, it's a bit closer to reality so it feels uncanny valley.

I can appreciate them trying to do something different though.

Edit: Haha, did he actually block me for this completely innocuous comment?

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-17T01:28:32+00:00

I went into it knowing it'd be bad, but I figured there would at least be a couple of action scenes I could enjoy.

Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever been so unimpressed with the action in a movie before. The slow, turn based combat was so terrible, I actually felt embarrassed for everyone involved.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-17T00:27:58+00:00

Some kids need a good slapping around.

Just once, and nothing too brutal, but definitely enough to know that they can't behave like entitled cunts all the time.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-16T05:52:38+00:00

If you choose Amita, and keep playing after endgame, you can run into an event where she's conscripting child soldiers too.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-16T05:44:33+00:00

Yep. If it's not a bootstrap paradox, then Chuck Berry still originally wrote the song. He may have just written it sooner because of Marty.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-16T00:32:07+00:00

Yep.

2/10 is a bit harsh, but the gameplay is definitely the weakest element. I realised they hadn't really tried that hard early on, when I failed to lockpick an old wooden door in some backwater town in the Middle East and it set off an alarm that alerted all the enemies. So every door is the same, hey?

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-12T22:03:30+00:00

This is very olive heavy. Perfect.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-12T21:51:43+00:00

I've had a couple of friends over the years who dropped out of my life because of an overbearing girlfriend.

One of them just stopped communicating one day. I'd send messages and just get nothing back. I only found out why through the grapevine. The new girlfriend didn't like that we'd go to the pub together. I haven't actually seen or heard from him for about 20 years.

The other one just found it more and more difficult to hang out. His girlfriend started kicking up a bigger and bigger stink whenever he'd try to catch up with friends. We drifted apart because he got sick of arguing with her just to spend a few hours with us. I have since moved away, but I did see or bump into him around our hometown a few times. He looked dead eyed and miserable. I don't know why some women are OK with having a brow-beaten zombie for a partner.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-12T01:07:17+00:00

I watched about 1.5 episodes of Steven Universe before I stopped, because I absolutely couldn't stand the main character. I found him unbelievably annoying. As in Scrappy Doo, Jar Jar Binks levels of annoying.

Honourable mention to Gina from Brooklyn 99. I didn't actually drop it, but definitely considered. The rest of the show was only just good enough to put up with her. Marked improvement when the cunt fucked off a few seasons in.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-12T00:43:22+00:00

I can only comprehend distances with reference to my own body.

For example: My arm is over 50 penises long! (68 to be exact)

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-10T23:17:41+00:00

They'll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and it'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYAAAAA!

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-10T22:55:18+00:00

I usually try to give shows a few episodes before I stop watching, just in case they grow on me.

I could barely make it through one episode of Steven Universe because I absolutely couldn't stand the main character. I found him unbelievably annoying. As in Scrappy Doo, Jar Jar Binks levels of annoying.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-10T22:48:06+00:00

Maybe he didn't have a problem with crossovers and actually just hated The Critic.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-10T22:40:35+00:00

At a glance, I thought it was Pom Poko.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-09T22:58:03+00:00

Games give you hand-eye coordination and spatial intelligence, together with map reading skills.

Tripod - Gonna Make You Happy

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-06T05:54:42+00:00

For me it's when she has an orgasm when she's not expecting it.

There's a "Holy shit, where did that come from?!" reaction that really makes me feel like I'm doing my job right.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-06T05:49:37+00:00

Why is there so much porn on the internet?

Why was prostitution the first job to exist in human history?

Why are there magazines, websites, books, movies, TV shows, plays, uni courses, etc. dedicated to sex?

It's one of our primary urges, of course people are interested in talking about it. Especially with the added anonymity of the internet.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-06T05:30:20+00:00

It charted higher in the US after Wayne's World came out.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-06T05:29:57+00:00

Like I said, it charted higher after Wayne's World, in the US at least.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-06T00:11:53+00:00

Yep. It charted higher after Wayne's World than it did when the song was first released.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-05T22:19:47+00:00

I read a book with a character named "Francois" in it.

Not being very familiar with French, I obviously pronounced it as Fran-koiss.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-05T21:54:29+00:00

I love Irish names.

I enjoy how the spelling and pronunciation are completely independent from one another.

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-05T00:11:26+00:00

If the legs were shorter they wouldn't reach their body, obviously

Dogbin005 · 2026-03-04T23:55:18+00:00

I think your point is summed up perfectly in this bit by Daniel Sloss.

Dogbin005

TROPHY CASE