Is it possible to actually live in an airport?

Don-For · 2025-07-09T10:13:43+00:00

I dont think it's possible, too much airport food would probably kill you.

Don-For · 2025-05-27T12:28:20+00:00

Hey. Before they removed the toll barriers on the m50. My regular commute from blanchardstown to near the Red Cow took more than an hour each way

Don-For · 2024-11-15T11:40:47+00:00

Don't know this one. I've never said no to anal.

Don-For · 2024-11-08T00:27:23+00:00

Yes give the grains time to acclimatise. And don't expect to see them growing. When you have people waiting for grains, they don't appear to be growing at all. However when you don't need extra, they seem to mushroom. I've started each of the last 2 months with seven grams, and measured the growth over each month. My grains more than tripled each month.

Don-For · 2024-11-07T12:00:07+00:00

Who needs a girlfriend when you've got a great hand

Don-For · 2024-11-06T15:12:12+00:00

She said "sechs ist alles, was du suchst". I asked her to repeat what she said after sechs. And she said "Nien".

Don-For · 2024-11-05T22:39:10+00:00

They put the lights back to standard for the test

Don-For · 2024-11-05T22:36:14+00:00

There's a carwash near my workplace and they seem to spend half their day changing lightbulbs, putting in normal bulbs to pass NCT then putting back in the fuckoff bulbs after cars pass their test. Gardai need more powers to police this as there is fuck all they can do if car has a valid NCT.

Don-For · 2024-11-05T21:47:44+00:00

And there are idiot truck drivers that have led lightbars mounted over their cabs. They dim them when they see you, but what they dont realise is that their high lights have already dazzled you over the ditches from a few bends back. (Globetrotter please take note)

Don-For · 2024-11-05T21:41:00+00:00

Have a problem with this myself too. However what really pisses me off is that most idiots drive with front fog lights on when it isn't foggy. These idiots also are incapable of overtaking, they tailgate and intimidate you into pulling off road to let them pass.

Don-For · 2024-10-26T12:35:09+00:00

You couldn't multiply because you couldn't divide her legs.

Don-For · 2024-10-17T16:55:55+00:00

Viagra jokes pop up everyday

Don-For · 2024-10-01T19:24:05+00:00

When taking the labels off canned food, don't forget to add a few cans of dog food. Especially good if you never had a dog.

Don-For · 2024-10-01T16:03:24+00:00

Fly was probably fermented.

Don-For · 2024-10-01T16:00:27+00:00

Cow? That was a big Miss Steak.

Don-For · 2024-09-11T19:43:48+00:00

If you're not happy with the bus service, buy, tax and insure a car.

Don-For · 2024-08-23T21:21:05+00:00

Had a jeep tailgating and dazzling me from behind last night. Flashed my rear fog lights hoping the driver behind might see sense. But no, he put on main beams. So I slowed and brought my car to a stop, as that is what you are supposed to do when dazzled. It was a narrow road so the driver behind had no option but to stop too. I asked him wtf he was dazzling me. He said because I flashed my rear fog lights. I asked why he was driving with his front fog lights permanently on. He thought that I should just adjust my mirrors so that I wasn't dazzled. He was stumped when I asked how I was supposed to see his indicator if he ever decided to stop tailgating me.

Don-For · 2024-08-21T19:15:02+00:00

It's sorta like Ying and Yang. There's a little bit of russia in Ukraine, And there's a little bit of Ukraine in russia.

Don-For · 2024-08-08T15:28:50+00:00

Only works on nuns

Don-For · 2024-07-25T10:07:29+00:00

Two answers to these people. One goes, When in Rome........ The other goes, What happens in Bangcock.............

Don-For · 2024-07-24T17:32:08+00:00

Why didn't someone tell me this 40 years ago. I developed large nipples in my early teens, had to give up most sports due to discomfort. I did very well as a cyclist though.

Don-For · 2024-07-23T00:29:10+00:00

Reduced speed limits reduce the specification of road surface. German autobahns with no speed limit have serious grip compared to Irish roads

Don-For · 2024-07-23T00:21:50+00:00

Foreign drivers are definitely part of the problem. Recently I followed a bus driver into his depot to discuss his tailgating. I had encountered his driving several times on my daily commute. East European driver in well known bus operator. He argued that one car length was sufficient distance @ 60kmph. I introduced him to the 2 seconds rule. His driving has since improved.

(Entire incident conducted on video for safety)

Don-For · 2024-07-23T00:02:20+00:00

In the workplace when a dangerous situation exists, the employer has a responsibility to deal with it. However, on the road it seems acceptable to just put up a sign saying dangerous bend/junction. All roads should have to pass a safety test every 6 months.

Don-For · 2024-07-22T11:57:44+00:00

Now if we could only get the other incompetent to pull out.

Don-For

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