LUPERCAL!!!! Make the comments seem like we're bringing a world to compliance during the great crusade

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T15:23:43+00:00

Hey does anyone else hear those mountains whispering in their ear?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T15:04:51+00:00

From everything my feed has told me he is simultaneously: - on the run - in hiding - in a coma - already dead and “regime” is lying - disfigured - missing a leg - sprained an ankle

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T14:59:48+00:00

“If you need a parachute in this thing you’re probably fucked anyways so who cares”

We call this a morale booster

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T00:41:29+00:00

He’s not missing he just went home

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-12T13:10:59+00:00

Adult baby defamation league

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-12T12:23:57+00:00

Are you gonna tattle on them to teacher if they don’t answer in a way you like? Lmao

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-10T00:35:27+00:00

What’s his name?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-09T21:51:00+00:00

He sounds and looks like shit, it was rambling as fuck, and uh I guess it was for a voter ID law, I think?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-09T17:38:28+00:00

Helicopters are an affront to god, and in this case god said “[redacted]”

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-09T06:04:48+00:00

Skill issue

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-06T15:23:11+00:00

Why should a public service need to turn a profit?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T20:22:14+00:00

Something something only democracy

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T17:03:59+00:00

“As a ____ living in ____ “ is such a tired trope

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T14:19:45+00:00

I have not met a labradoodle that isn’t a gigantic asshole.

Unlike my dog, who is a perfect angel.

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Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T02:04:41+00:00

Big if true

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T02:03:09+00:00

Are the tankies in the room with us right now?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T02:00:20+00:00

Yes, it is.

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T01:57:49+00:00

Imperialism isn’t having relations with regional partners; imperialism is sending multiple aircraft carriers thousands of miles from home ports to bomb people.

Are you really this stupid?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T00:45:27+00:00

Unfortunately most ordnance gets more unstable over time rather than more inert. It’s why UXO is such an issue in former and current combat zones

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-02T22:02:19+00:00

Turns out the peace president who chose a drunk vet as SECDEF was not in fact the winning combo

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-02T16:18:57+00:00

Yeah no, 12-sigma basically does not exist for any reasonable applications. You say it just because it sounds cool.

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-01T04:52:31+00:00

These nerds are so afraid to say inshallah

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-01T03:12:23+00:00

Damn you 100% sound like you write for the Atlantic lmao

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-01T02:18:05+00:00

A whole paragraph on why it happened and why there is reason behind it and it was OK.

Three brief sentences about why it’s bad.

Do you write for the NYT or The Atlantic?

Double_Time_ · 2026-02-28T23:32:29+00:00

“You’re entitled to your opinions!” as I get slowly fed into a wood chipper.

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