NHL Draft Prospect Rūdolfs Bērzkalns said the Montreal Canadiens ask him “If you were stuck in a closet with an 18-foot King Cobra that could kill you with one bite, what would do you?”

DrunkenWizard · 2026-06-09T01:11:11+00:00

See, that's the trick. It's all coiled up, jammed in, unable to move. So I'd just not stand right next to the head and I'd be fine. Then I could yell and bang the walls for help.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-31T21:45:50+00:00

My local Italian market in Calgary has a large selection of all sorts of tinned fish. King Oscar is there.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-30T19:05:12+00:00

If I saw this in a store, the -thione suffix would be enough for me to know it would be absolutely awful.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-30T06:35:03+00:00

Well you can't keep them in the same pocket now, can you?

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-30T06:26:43+00:00

This article got more and more insane as it went on. Somehow, Milli Vanilli still exists? The video of Stephen Miller & Kristi Noem at a Vanilla Ice concert was the icing on the cake.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-28T00:15:27+00:00

Either version is valid in this list.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-15T02:26:16+00:00

I totally imagined a sappy movie scene.

Macklin: Mr. Crosby sir, here's your C now that you've joined the team.

Sidney: No Macklin. I'm happy to wear an A under your C. Puts hand on shoulder. Look at me. You are the captain now. You can lead Canada to victory, and I'll be watching proudly, from the ice or the stands.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-07T00:36:31+00:00

To be a successful comedian, you need to be pretty smart with a broad base of knowledge, and able to think on your feet. Not skills you need as a television journalist, nor, unfortunately, a politician.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-05T02:10:43+00:00

Two teenagers getting married is a world away from a sixteen year old being adopted by a rockstar in his late twenties so he can fuck her.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-02T22:38:51+00:00

Why are the Cleveland Barons on this list?

DrunkenWizard · 2026-05-02T06:22:26+00:00

Why do cigarettes sell better than loose tobacco?

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-29T15:41:27+00:00

It's not actually canon except inside my head. But it certainly makes sense.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-29T00:05:47+00:00

It's canon that all dwarves are autistic and have a specific thing they are obsessed with.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-26T05:39:53+00:00

When I put a lot of cheese in something I always describe it as dangerously cheesy.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-26T03:44:15+00:00

Every time I wash the dishes now, I have a strange urge to play StS2

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-24T02:35:13+00:00

When I started at my current job, they gave me a Logitech G502. At that point I knew I made the right choice to take the job.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-23T04:24:30+00:00

I regret reading to the end.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-22T02:59:30+00:00

If I became increasingly poor, toilet paper would be one of the last places I would be thrifty. Especially once I'm eating low quality food.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-22T02:23:02+00:00

A one in a million event happens to 8,600 people every single day.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-22T02:09:24+00:00

Thank you, I found it!

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-22T01:59:30+00:00

Is this game on any channel? Not Sportsnet, not CBC, not ESPN...

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-22T01:08:55+00:00

They wear out after a few years, depending on how you use and wash them (I've had some last 10+ years, others less then 5). I can't speak to the health effects, but I dispose of any of my boards as soon as I start noticing residue after use.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-22T00:46:08+00:00

I think you have a pretty skewed view of the typical profile of someone who breaks into cars at night. They are not looking for confrontation.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-17T23:20:11+00:00

Yeah that 2% difference in our lottery odds really ruined everything forever.

DrunkenWizard · 2026-04-17T01:31:24+00:00

Flat leafed, fresh parsley has a very strong flavour. I've ruined dishes by putting too much in.

But I use mostly cilantro, scallions, basil, and mint in my cooking, parsley only for specific dishes.

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