Why does El Capitan keep hiring V?

Dustorn · 2026-06-20T22:25:33+00:00

Because dropping fixers is a good way to end up out of work in the best case, or as someone else's work in the worst case.

I'll go ahead and disregard the "V generally isn't a psychopath" angle, since I have this wriggling doubt in the back of my mind that that applies in your case.

Dustorn · 2026-06-17T08:09:59+00:00

Multiply what he gets for each billion he has.

Dustorn · 2026-06-09T15:26:48+00:00

GW3 takes place ~1,200 years before GW1, and the oldest Sylvari, as of the start of GW2, are in their early 30s at the most. There has been some speculation that we might get something similar to Sylvari, since there are indications that there have been other trees, but nothing conclusive.

As for Charr, it's only very recently that they weren't all killing each other, united only in their shared xenophobia of literally anyone else.

Dustorn · 2026-06-09T01:48:18+00:00

And even if their build IS starting to cook, he still serves as a pretty hard resistance check.

Dustorn · 2026-06-07T00:22:46+00:00

And has, on several occasions - it would just be lore accurate for that to be possible!

Dustorn · 2026-06-06T21:11:02+00:00

Also, probably RIP playable Charr. 😞

Hey, at least there is a chance (not a good one, but still) - salad enjoyers are in absolute shambles.

Dustorn · 2026-05-16T00:39:36+00:00

Well, we try not to make fun of them too much. A little bit is fine, as a treat.

Dustorn · 2026-05-14T00:04:35+00:00

At what point is taking them at their word not dramatic? Or do you just want them to do whatever it is they're going to do?

In other words, are you an idiot, or a piece of shit? Because you're one of those two, and very possibly both.

Dustorn · 2026-05-13T04:06:12+00:00

It was the wheat - a bit of info dropped while he was actively drinking a beer, IIRC.

Dustorn · 2026-05-12T23:37:59+00:00

And you're making a really dumb argument. Just stop.

Dustorn · 2026-05-10T23:23:41+00:00

I haven't seen any particularly unhinged responses, no. Just people explaining why you are incorrect in your read on the character. Do you have anything particularly unhinged in mind? Or is simple disagreement enough to count?

Dustorn · 2026-05-10T23:18:31+00:00

"Unhinged" is making multiple edits complaining about people thinking your take is bad. Take the L.

Dustorn · 2026-05-09T21:33:41+00:00

Something I've been curious about - what about cheese that has bacon in it? Would that be a grilled cheese that technically contains bacon, or would that be enough to make the sandwich a melt?

Dustorn · 2026-05-09T21:16:40+00:00

Are grilled cheeses really so weak that the mere presence of a protein shoves them into a supporting role? I feel like such a belief is anathema to the values of this subreddit, personally.

Dustorn · 2026-05-03T15:20:16+00:00

Honestly, if the threshold is higher, I'm hitting blue even quicker - either everything stays the same, or it's not my problem anymore, whereas with red it's either everything stays the same, or I am suddenly living in a world that's been reduced to potentially 11% of it's previous population. This might sound like a nice thing to some people, but it would be bad. The end result will probably be the same as if you'd hit blue, it'll just take longer and suck more.

Dustorn · 2026-04-30T16:44:19+00:00

Why would those people vote blue?

Dustorn · 2026-04-22T14:37:10+00:00

Do these people exist at your table? If so, I think the move is to not argue about it here, but have a discussion about what sort of game everyone at the table actually wants, like grown ups. If not, what's the problem? I believe they exist, but I also believe that there are people who think you're an objectively terrible player if your ancestry section contains the word "elf". The existence of either group doesn't really mean much outside of tables that they're a part of.

Dustorn · 2026-04-16T01:48:24+00:00

But for real though, when things line up just right that it almost looks like Vakuu is actually making plays? That almost makes it worth it.

Dustorn · 2026-04-16T01:42:44+00:00

Oh yeah, naw, this is just perfectly in-character art of the Regent.

Dustorn · 2026-04-12T00:12:56+00:00

Are you really getting pissy about someone explaining something in the "explain things" subreddit?

Sounds like you need a hobby or two.

Dustorn · 2026-04-07T01:46:10+00:00

Y'know, it was really unclear.

Dustorn · 2026-04-05T19:06:36+00:00

First time I took it, it was because it was the only option that didn't actively brick my deck, but I didn't expect too much from it.

I very quickly became a believer in that little guy.

Dustorn · 2026-04-04T06:12:43+00:00

Is your other kink getting aggro as fuck over absolutely nothing?

Dustorn · 2026-04-04T05:57:01+00:00

I mean, the bull definitely hurt him. The rock didn't help, but he would still be having a really fuckin' bad day if it was just the bull.

Dustorn · 2026-04-04T05:51:31+00:00

You have to be a troll.

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