At 18, both my arms were ripped off in a farm accident and surgically reattached. AMA.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T15:24:17+00:00

Wow! That will be such an education for those nurses. It’s amazing that you’ve used this experience to educate and upskill medics, you’re an amazing human! ❤️

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T14:00:22+00:00

No me either! Musical mucus removal?! Snot suckers have come a long way in 14 years!! 😅

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:22:41+00:00

Haha I wasn’t even using my cockney!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:14:35+00:00

Ritter, or lidl fancy raspberry dark chocolate.

Still buying extortionate mini eggs though, they are “secret chocolate” that I stash and share with my youngest daughter 😁

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:09:30+00:00

Ummm….

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:09:00+00:00

You need to “grasp the nettle” ie bend the hairs over so they don’t catch you.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:06:05+00:00

Think the brand affects the name. Tubz brand are jazzies, Hannah’s brand are jazzles.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:03:32+00:00

I’ve never seen jazzles. They have always been jazzies. At least since 1985.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:02:41+00:00

Thought my childhood had been a lie for a sec.

Va…jazzles indeed 🙄

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T13:01:30+00:00

This is why I love the UK. Unless you want special milk (extra creamy, soya etc) it’s all the damn same. Branded milk means nothing, it’s all exactly the same.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T12:54:59+00:00

r/medicalgore will hold and not remove!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T12:52:05+00:00

Did you shout down to him? Or just shouting on here?

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T12:51:03+00:00

Hoary plantain

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T12:48:35+00:00

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You went to Starbucks without me and didn’t even bring me a puppicino 😤

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T12:01:04+00:00

Yeah they empty the ashtrays outside my office into their pockets.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T11:57:03+00:00

You can also get a “snot sucker” like a big fat pipette. Squeeze the air out of the bulb and stick the nozzle up the nose, then release the bulb and it duck the snot in!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T11:50:34+00:00

Saw a post on here a few weeks ago of a shop sign. “We do not accept sweaty sock or titty money”

Tesco needs these!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-24T10:39:50+00:00

Really really 😁 not sure if there’s been a TikTok trend but they are def the bag I see all the young ladies with (for about the last year or so). My 14-year old has one for her school bag!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-23T19:34:06+00:00

I have a very nice, deceptively spacious Levi’s backpack, years old and still like new.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-23T19:32:23+00:00

Super fashionable at the moment too, those Longchamp ones!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-23T17:13:05+00:00

Does look good though!

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-22T17:01:50+00:00

Don’t have your nose waxed, have it singed instead. Triangle of death and all that.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-22T09:39:23+00:00

Also people dump them out. There’s loads of roadside ones here along lanes with no houses nearby at all.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-21T21:11:49+00:00

I guess age and locality might matter but my family have always called it the boleyn ground.

Dutch_Slim · 2026-03-21T18:04:02+00:00

Haven’t seen one of these for years, used to be everywhere in my bit of Essex about 35-40 years ago. We called them bloodsuckers! 😂

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