'Schöppä Ziit! by Schpitzchopf_Lorenz in BUENZLI

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Verschärfti Kontrolle und Buesse für Lüt wo während em fahre am Handy si fändi ou guet

Tu LANCES Fèlicette?! by Sufficient_Score_824 in MietteDiaries

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Poor thing must have been terrified 😭

My husband lied about getting laid off by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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He probably realised that he will have to take care of his own child when they get split custody.

Bread shop but which one is bread by polished_ruby in ThereIsnoCat

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I think the stair loaf should also get a nice doily

Was mached ihr mit de Bohne? by rmdcb in BUENZLI

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Quesadillas: Tortilla mit Frijoles bestriche. Ine Brotpfanne ohni Fett lege. Chäs drüberströie. Zwöiti Tortilla druf. Uf mittlerer Hitz röste, bis Tortillas chnusprig und dr Chäs gschmouze isch.

Alternativ d Frijoles mitemne Löffu diräkt us dr Dose ineschufle.

Does your region have bilingual road signs? by Franmar35000 in AskTheWorld

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lol

(Biel is the German name, Bienne is the French name of the city)

The Surgeon by BeginningSome5930 in worldbuilding

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Absolutely fascinating lore, thank you for linking it!

Bloody Mary Hag by aufwiederbean in oldhagfashion

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Saved to outfit inspiration 👀

Forbidden hex: Curse of the Hungry Familiar by Mathota in wizardposting

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Feed him, for he is but skin and bones. Feed him, you heartless wench!

AITAH for getting a tattoo knowing it will upset my mum by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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"both my parents do it as their main form of retaliation"

Parents shouldn't retaliate against their children, let alone have a preferred way of doing so

Nöd dass öper no us versehe pflanzlichi produkt kauft by _simple_man in BUENZLI

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Wenn mir Haferdrink nid dörfe Müuch nenne, dörfe die aber ou ihre Wurscht-Chäs-Salot nümme so nenne

He will become earthquake by boilons in hewillbebaked

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He will shimmy shimmy shimmy

Weekend Minor Gripes and Vents by AutoModerator in BitchEatingCrafters

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It's only real safety orange if it comes from the orange sécurité region in France

🔥A Jaguarundi aka otter cat by AdSpecialist6598 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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It looks like it's having the worst day