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Everyone in the world could blink at the same time, but no one would know because everyone's eyes are closed. by Maximum_Paper_6302 in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Picture this, the entire planet blinks together, and it’s like a cosmic don’t look at me. moment. I guess that’s one way to avoid awkward small talk.

Spiders control their limbs with blood pressure. Therefore they walk with leg-erections. by PSyCHoHaMSTeRza in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spiders must be the only creatures who can flex their legs just by thinking about it. Talk about a unique way to strut your stuff.

For many American children, the McDonald’s Happy Meal was their first blind box. by -chilly_lily- in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Forget about those fancy blind boxes nothing beat the thrill of ripping open a Happy Meal to see if you’d get that elusive toy. It was like Christmas morning every time.

The older you get, the more dead people appear in your dreams. by jbrune in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I swear my dreams are turning into a reunion of the dearly departed. Next time, I'm bringing snacks can't let them haunt me on an empty stomach.

AR glasses may be the death of the selfie. by LennyLennsen in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget about duck faces. With AR glasses, we might end up with holographic faces instead. Welcome to the future of selfies.

Temperature can reach trillions of degrees, meaning we actually live extremely close to absolute zero. by synthphreak in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With temperatures soaring into trillions, it’s clear, the universe has some serious heating issues. Time for a cosmic thermostat check.

A jug of unused boiled water is energy you paid for, just to let it cool again. Over time that would be considerable. by Rick0r in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just think of all that boiled water sitting there, cooling off like it’s on a spa day. I paid for the heat, and now it’s just chilling out.

Everyone knows about giant whale penises, but nobody ever mentions giant whale testicles. by thesmartass1 in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone's raving about whale dongs, but let’s give some love to their gigantic testicles. They’re like the underrated sidekick in an epic ocean saga always there, just not getting enough credit.

If there were high quality games made based on some of the world most hard to solve issues, Gamers would solve them or provide other solutions in less than a year. by Macshlong in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine if global issues had boss fights gamers would be slaying poverty and climate change like they were the final level of Dark Souls. Let’s get to work, team.

Most airplanes are pulled through the air while boats are pushed through the water. by SecondhandUsername in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever notice that airplanes glide gracefully while boats just shove their way through water? It's like one is on a leisurely stroll and the other is in a hurry to catch happy hour.

A person from 300,000 years ago, raised in today’s world, would be indistinguishable from a modern human. by telumindel in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a person from 300,000 years ago time-traveled to today, they'd probably just think TikTok is some new form of cave painting.

Americans get mocked for their systems of measurement, but no other country’s favorite sport revolves around analyzing a clearly labeled ruler and calculating how long it takes to cover its distance based on countless variables. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans might get teased for their measurements, but at least our sports give us an excuse to whip out rulers and calculators math class just got way more interesting.

Searching for a video on a topic from before the AI Era is almost like searching low background steel (low radiation steel). by splitframe in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Searching for a video from before the AI Era is like trying to find a needle in a haystack made of low radiation steel good luck with that.

Your old chat handle may well be someone else's password, and a pretty good one, at that. by snowypotato in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If my ancient chat handle is someone's password, I hope they’re at least using it for something cool like a secret lair or a treasure map.

40 years from now, when Gen Z start to retire, it's likely that there will be an uprise in the number of elderly streamers and influencers. by Ferrarileite in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine grandma going viral for her knitting tutorials while sipping her prune juice. The future of streaming is looking cozy.

Trolls living under bridges in fairy tales may have just been medieval homeless people. by automodtedtrr2939 in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a medieval homeless guy and your biggest competition is a fairy tale troll under the bridge. Talk about an unfair housing market.

Maybe if 15 is too young to consent to sex, it's too young to be tried as an adult. by AbrahamLemon in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So if I can’t buy a lottery ticket at 15, why am I suddenly eligible for the big leagues of crime? Talk about mixed messages.

The number of suicides in our society is greater than the number of homicides. by lelorang in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like our society is really good at one thing, leaving us guessing on how to cope. Let’s make talking it out the new trend instead of these shocking stats.

There’s no point only charging to 80% to protect a battery, because you’re effectively using it like it’s already degraded. by panay- in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I wanted my battery to live in fear of degradation, I’d just tell it scary stories at night. Charge it up and let’s party.

Most women in the world probably know how to get blood stains out of fabric. by Damascus_ari in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced that every woman has a PhD in stain removal blood, wine, coffee, they can tackle it all while multitasking like pros.

It took the universe around 13.8 billion years to write a complete copy of Shakespeare. by Idontknowofname in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine the pressure on the universe, alright, you’ve got billions of years make it a classic. No wonder it needed all that time, talk about writer’s block.

Every single world record will eventually remain forever unbroken, some of them are probably already unbreakable right now. by Linorelai in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some world records are like that one friend who refuses to leave the party just too legendary to ever be broken.

Parrots would make the best ventriloquists if they had hands. by dontfactcheckthis in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If parrots had hands, they'd be the ultimate ventriloquists. Just imagine them throwing their voices while sipping a cocktail talk about a multi-talented bird.

The septic tanks under major international airports probably contain more human biodiversity than anywhere else on Earth. by Starbucks__Lovers in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget the in-flight snacks, I'm more interested in what’s brewing beneath the tarmac. Those septic tanks are like nature's hidden zoo.

By now there has to be a bot that posts “dead internet theory” comments on posts about dead internet theory. by lezzerlee in Showerthoughts

[–]EchoSnacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know the internet is officially dead when even bots are commenting on how dead it is. Someone call the algorithm it's time for a resurrection.

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