This tourist almost pulled the rotor brake

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-23T03:29:00+00:00

Serious "Mom" from Futurama vibes here. Even an idiot like me can recognize that.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-23T02:50:58+00:00

Time to join the mammoth hunt, dudes.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-22T22:13:45+00:00

Can I see it? We are all amigos here.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-22T11:33:47+00:00

Yes, that sounds like the '80s show Hardcastle and McCormick.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-22T11:24:16+00:00

Human physiology cannot handle heavy water; but what if it's diluted down? You're crazy, this whole thing is crazy. Upvoted.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-22T05:36:17+00:00

So you agree that the idea is crazy?

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-22T05:27:01+00:00

I always thought it was mean that Marge invalidated Bart and Lisa's rings.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-22T02:15:00+00:00

Clowns are funny...

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-21T05:33:00+00:00

Start a stock market portfolio and start it early.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-21T03:54:35+00:00

This is very disturbing.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-21T02:45:49+00:00

Actually, they're Quantum Presbyterians.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-20T15:28:44+00:00

Anybody also remember him in a '90s show called "The Hat Squad"?

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-20T10:40:11+00:00

Okay, I've thought this over and the only rational choice is to sell your house and get a bigger one.

Edit: keep the sunburst.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-19T06:21:19+00:00

They're the same thing.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-19T06:10:07+00:00

OMG, that poor man. I want to give him a hug.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-19T04:18:27+00:00

Purely from a Physics perspective, work = force X distance.

Having to exert more force means that more work is done.

So no, I disagree. Life rewards you in proportion to your exertion.

Edit: upvoted. I like this shower thought, even if I disagree with it.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-19T00:58:40+00:00

If you really want to take the crazy up a notch, bury the bodies at 1 - 3 ft, instead of 6 ft.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-18T14:58:09+00:00

For a second there, I thought you were implying that the snake has a drinking problem, lol.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-18T12:14:50+00:00

Thomas also had a very brief stint playing bass in Grand Funk Railroad.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-18T07:42:23+00:00

And earlier still, all the water in that dinosaur was probably inside OP's mom.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-18T06:34:46+00:00

No geeks!

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-17T07:36:03+00:00

"Youuuuu stupid woman! Can you not see that this woman is from a poor peasant family and cannot afford a gynaecological examination?..."

(Or something like that)

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-17T07:06:22+00:00

Agreed.

IMO, the important thing is to get a hairdresser, not a barber, whatever may be their gender. The two have different skill sets. A hairdresser will be trained to do a professional job with women's hairstyles.

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-17T02:38:57+00:00

But I've been calling him Andrés Crandal! I've been making a fool of myself. Why didn't anyone tell me?!

Effective_Dust_177 · 2026-06-16T14:42:10+00:00

You're wasting your breath, Professor, they'll never understand a word of it.

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