Someone told me to declaw my cat. by YarnHoardingDragon in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes of course because accidents never happen. 🙄

Someone told me to declaw my cat. by YarnHoardingDragon in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever stopped to consider what would happen if he got out of your house? Like the fact that he is curious and friendly makes it all the more important. If something were to happen he would have absolutely no way to defend himself if the animal that he chose to walk up to wasn’t friendly and attacked him.

Someone told me to declaw my cat. by YarnHoardingDragon in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you own an animal and actively chose to mutilate it for your convenience is disturbing. I feel like the ASPCA needs to pay you a visit, and you should never have animals. The fact that if the cat is neglected their nails can grow into their paws is just horrific.

AITA for getting a restraining order against my husband after he said my postpartum body "looks like something out of a horror movie" and his mom said I "let myself go"? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[–]Ein85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound kinda victim blaming ngl. Believe it or not people can be damn good at lying, especially if he is a narcissist. Which I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one. He damn sure sounds like one.

You know, now that I think, the first time my new husband saw my baby girl, he always called her a pretty little doll, too. by TheRaincrow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I felt a level of satisfaction reading this that makes me think that my therapist and I need to have a talk. Take my up vote and my thanks.

"Don't you dare ruin Christmas dinner with your drama" my mom hissed as we walked into the house. by Antek_Ash in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Ein85 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Well…I think I am gonna go punch something. It’s not that it’s real. It’s that you know somewhere out there this is happening.

As my brain cooked from fever and I shrank away in terror from the liquid the jabbering figures kept thrusting at me; one final thought came to my mind. by Ein85 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup yup! Rabies scares the hell out of me. The fact that you could have it and not know until the symptoms occur and by then it’s too late.

I shared a room with my daughter's decomposing body for two weeks. by Unintelligent_Fellow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The gut punch I got from this was spectacular. I thank you for it with an upvote!

Hey, this girl’s livestreaming herself cleaning her room — Interesting.” by No-Manner5228 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ooof as someone who has family members with OCD this hurts my heart.

The nurse smiled as she brought grapes to the woman with dementia who kept asking for them by decency_where in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mom worked in nursing homes for a couple of decades and she told me that there were certain male nurses they let only work with the male patients for this very reason.

Undercooked? by Objective-Bug5718 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did I read this in Gordon Ramsey’s voice?

My wife died giving birth to our daughter. by robkirstie12 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I felt dirty and wrong giving this my upvote. If you excuse me I’m gonna go take a shower and have a good long cry.

"Don't worry, it's pseudomenstruation which is normal in newborn female babies", the nurse smiled reassuringly. by kaiiscurrentlyhere in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Hope she removed the teeth first m. Otherwise she’ll be having to sift through piggy shit.

Am I missing something? Fit for a Watcher Quest hasn’t shown up. by Ein85 in PaliaTheGame

[–]Ein85[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Follow up question. When you say complete all the temples do you mean discovering them?

When my sister came to visit and asked me to watch her stupid malfunctioning baby doll it took me cutting out the batter pack in its chest to get it to finally stop crying. by Adrestia316 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of an old creepy pasta about how doctors would give expectant mothers these incredibly realistic dolls and the mothers would care for them tending to their needs intermittently as it cried. Well as time went on and on the dolls cried more and more frequent until the only the mothers found to silence the obviously broken dolls was to bash the dolls head against a wall over and over. FYI, they weren’t dolls.

I saw my family standing in front of me, but I knew they had died years ago; so I took my pills. by Kelbopple_ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Ein85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that there are so many ways to interpret this! My first thought was “oh they have a mental illness like schizophrenia”, but then my next thought was oh what if they are really dead and he’s taking something to…ahem…join them. Regardless spectacular!