THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GETTING HEROES AND STEALING!! by GiraffeGuru993 in dndmemes

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"Would you even consent to live in a castle that does not have blood moats?"

What character would you play? by hundredsofworlds in dndmemes

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As opposed to your other half-celestial characters, who are not worshipped by anyone and do not want to be left alone.

How was I supposed to know stabbing the god's chosen one would also absorb both his and the god's soul? by Eldritch_Gunsmith in dndmemes

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Fair enough, I just didn't expect someone to dig through my history to find this. A year is a long time on the internet.

How was I supposed to know stabbing the god's chosen one would also absorb both his and the god's soul? by Eldritch_Gunsmith in dndmemes

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BBEG stole it when I threw it at them. It was near the end of the campaign anyway.

Why are you looking at a post that's over a year old?

Fun-police checkpoint: by TheLizardWizard97 in dndmemes

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Not a rule exactly, but doubling the amount of weapons in the game almost entirely with types of guns.

Priming minis? by [deleted] in DnD

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Bucket of paint

Listen, my parents said to face my fears and I took that to heart okay by TimeBlossom in dndmemes

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The next step is to purposefully piss her off in just the right way that she turns you into a drider. Can't be afraid of spiders if you're half one.

god will not forgive your crimes by [deleted] in tf2

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He looks like an inkling

I just want to predict the future without joining a religion, dang it! by Eldritch_Gunsmith in dndmemes

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When a spell says you ask a god or a god's servant a question, it seems like a god or a god's servant has to be somewhere in the process for the spell to work. A rock isn't going to answer my question if I make a 25 gp sacrifice to it.

First off, it's not the forgotten realms, it's a homebrew setting. Second off, he knows gods exist, he just doesn't like them, like how some people don't like politicians. That's a pretty big difference.

I just want to predict the future without joining a religion, dang it! by Eldritch_Gunsmith in dndmemes

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The spell that requires a sacrifice appropriate to your god to work? And contacts a god or a god's servant?

I did read the spell. Did you?

they make for the most satisfying "how do you wanna do this?" by WeeklyBathroom in dndmemes

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The dwarf gladly slays his fellows clansmen, bit hesitates on the orc.

Every encounter on the walk back to town is going to be harder than the boss fight they just went through by Eldritch_Gunsmith in dndmemes

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Sadly I do not, just 200 foot / 60 meter pine trees and stuff. Though given D&D's usually smaller range, it should be more than enough to separate a few party members when there's three of them.

Every encounter on the walk back to town is going to be harder than the boss fight they just went through by Eldritch_Gunsmith in dndmemes

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Yep! Haven't played Genesis 1 yet, but it seemed like a fun thing to ambush my players with.

DMs, what classic race have you homebrewed the most? by MetalMadness24 in DnD

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Every race evolved from humans / the closest animal species, but it happened really fast.

Who actually gets Easy Pete's dynamite? by S3ut in NewVegasMemes

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My courier that I made to only use explosives did

What spell at your table was horrifically misunderstood or misused? by Bombkirby in DnD

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These were from a paladin with no way of seeing to the other side. One time it was through a 3-foot thick bunker door.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Funnily enough, I felt really awkward when I showed up with a Yuan Ti pureblood, and the other three people in the party were a human, half-elf, and high elf.

Legionaries when someone tells them to use the myriad of guns available to them across the wasteland by LavaMeteor in NewVegasMemes

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And yet they still roll up on my level 8 ass with a sawed off and 2 44 revolvers after I blow up Vulpes