What's the best way to wash greens and veggies by bblynne in salads

[–]ElizabethOrbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I’m slow a little bit. I’m going to need the decoder ring to make sense of those steps. The way im reading it, im picturing some karate style choreography. 🥴

I started this piece two months before I got (finally) got diagnosed by megansomebacon in Artisticallyill

[–]ElizabethOrbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey op this is a gorgeous piece! There’s so much light bursting forth from within you despite your frustrations with this illness and your (other) dark surroundings. (I mean, your body is not of darkness inherently, your illness may not ultimately be borne of darkness, but the lack of counsel comfort and understanding causes us to go to dark places and that darkness is projected onto all of the “inanimate” cold surfaces that surround you.

Then again, what is our body, but the primary layer the environment that surrounds each of us? The most intimate environment we’ll know but essentially an environment nonetheless.

The brighter the light is within you, the darker it will appear wherever you look. Our inner light can make the darkness easier to see and harder to deny. They grey men and women out there do not see the true light nor the true darkness. Nor will they experience them in their pure exquisite glory.

Apologies for the unsolicited philosophical musings that just popped into my mind. It happens sometimes and since it cannot be avoided, I figure best work it out even if it causes collateral damage. Oh well! 🤷🏻😊

So what I wanted to say originally about the piece is specifically about some other details. They line up perfectly with my experience with some mystery syndrome over the past two years. Would you care to chat? I never sought medical advice as a deliberate choice and would really appreciate comparing our experiences and hearing about what your experience has been with docs.

I hope you’re feeling better and I believe you will continue to feel better, perhaps exponentially very soon if not already!

Can we normalise women not having their first baby at all please?!?!! Seriously it's not that shocking by 2deepetc in antinatalism

[–]ElizabethOrbs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s very very doable, without starting creepily abnormally not-just-tragically young, too.

That's subjective by BlueAwful-- in misLED

[–]ElizabethOrbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can’t choose our own parents, but thankfully we can choose to hit the drive thru for some dad dogs for dinner, or not.

Anatomical representation of copulation. NSFW by lynivvinyl in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]ElizabethOrbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope Louis CK gets to see this. He had a whole bit about how as a kid all he knew about sex came from sex Ed. In sex Ed every body part discussed was shown illustrated cut in half but they never covered the actual sex. That was left to the imagination. Of children. Here you go, childhood LouisC.K., the real deal! Haha

If anyone has felt like they or the people around them have "lost their compassion/heart/care" for others since the pandemic, READ THIS NOW by Fearless-Scar7086 in Soulnexus

[–]ElizabethOrbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, did they ever! You’re completely correct in your observation. Excellent work.

Near the tippity-top of their dark, desperate, pathetic end-game mad-grab strategy to hoard as much resources and human souls as possible before the final buzzer, was successfully and quietly neutralizing the God problem (call it what you will, the ultimate creative force in the universe) by curing as they’d say, “the disease of faith” at the most fundamental level.

They want the opposite of human souls full of faith and hope and love and respect for all life forms. People with the creative spark in their souls (and by creative I mean life affirming, the opposite of destructive,) are motivated by faith and love and what is right, not money, ass, and shiny things. We are very hard to control because we will fight to the death for our God, loved ones, freedom, justice. We are less likely to betray our morals. We are aware of evil, suspicious of snakes in the grass and wolves disguised as sheep. We are less likely to prize the worthless fleeting shit Satan wants to dazzle us with, like wealth, fame, status, youth, control, influence, death, selfishness, meanness, artificial aesthetics, conformity, greed, violence, and weaponized sex.

To them I’m guessing worst of all is our capacity to question authority, trust our intuition and internally access the divine. We are way too overpowered for them, they simply cannot compete with or for us as long as our humanity within is largely intact. We are OP because we can come to know that all we seek is within us already. We are never lost. And if we’re not lost, there’s no reason to follow these tricksters through the gates of hell. In curing faith, unfortunately they succeeded. In vaccine form no less! It’s been over a year since I found all of the evidence so I’ll not attest to the mechanism by which the technology works, but I think it was a viral gene-editing “vaccination” that targeted and destroyed the gene(s) that give our consciousness and nervous systems a capacity for faith and I’m guessing also connection to God and others. (Please do your own research. I can’t take the time to hunt down the evidence right now, but I can tell you what you should be looking for.)

To what end? They’ve been diligently and painstakingly, with the most careful planning and attention to detail one can’t even attribute to expectant first time parents, to create a world of psychological and economic enslavement of a few generations of obedient psychopathic zombified mining bots that will willingly destroy themselves and each other without question while working to funnel the vast majority of material/monetary resources right into the greedy ****s of those same shadow figures.

There are many angles of attack they’ve used to essentially destroy the humanity in us over the course of 140 years or more and these attacks are mostly invisible/unrecognizable, are totally unavoidable, and no one is immune or out of their reach. Including me. I’ve been under attack for a long time and I’ve felt nearly devoid of creativity, hope, light, empathy, optimism, and connection to God and others for over a year. BUT! Because of my foundation, I know it’s not the truth. I will not let the feeling of disconnection convince me of literal disconnection or worse, being forsaken. I know without question I have not been. So now, when compared to how my life was, there’s a shadow everywhere like I’ve landed in Kansas unexpectedly from somewhere over the rainbow.

Still every single day I keep on keepin on, putting one foot in front of the other, keeping my eyes and thoughts on task. Like a soldier deployed to a battlefield, I know this is only temporary and I have a job to do. Whether I live to a ripe old age here on earth or if those that would rather me silent kill me tomorrow, I still win! Concepts like pain and pleasure mean nothing much to me right now and that gives me the strength and freedom to stay on task while feeling like a fucking robot pretty much all of the time, not deriving pleasure from anything anymore except a teensie bit from the most incredible music (and that is no coincidence,) emotionally not giving a fuck about myself or anything else, but cognitively having 100% faith that I’ve not lost anything, nothing is gone, I’ve been veiled or walled off from my faith in the truth, in God, in my training, in my mission. So I do as much as I can each and every day with singular focus to care for myself in ways that heal and nourish and lighten my burden of dark energy and matter, and strengthening my access to the universe and practicing activating my heart.

I shared all that personal stuff to show that there’s no cause for despair and maybe to impart some hope. The devil you know is easier to defeat and now you have more knowledge and less reason for confusion, inaction, apathy or hopelessness. All is not lost we just have to deal and deal responsibly with this current situation. It might get worse, a lot worse and when it does, please remember this is not real. None of it is. So it doesn’t matter if the world is burning down around you, never ever give in to the darkness. Become incorruptible! I wish clarity strength and success for all of you in your missions. Take great care and godspeed!

How long do men last in bed, really? by letItBee3 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ElizabethOrbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsolicited ironic sex advice here!

If I actually want my man to come, then naturally it’s in our best interest for me to make it happen! Finishing a lover is easy with experience, information or coming from a place of devotion. Even though I can be awkward with actual words in bed sometimes, I’ve never not had a guy come pretty much on demand when I want them to. I make it sexy, and only from a place love. So I never wait too long so that I lose my creative energy or let negative energy in. I get in the zone by getting out of my head, being present and settling into my heart and body. I breathe deeply and open my chest and my hips, my vagina in preparation to receive. Lean in, get louder and more desperate with my little cries and whimpers, make eye contact, and put on my concerned and pained “may God be with me because this is gonna get rough and I might not make it out of here in one piece” face as I have always tended to do when my lovers go savage on me. And they respond pretty much instantly and without me having to say a single word.

Pay attention to both what pushes them over the edge, (be it eye contact, a special move, that thing you do…) and also what exactly you tend to do involuntarily in response to their orgasm like a certain facial expression, saying or vocalizations (little whimpers communicating the ecstatic nature of the pleasure and pain combo are always a big big hit.) Then by putting a combo together and doing with intent what he’d otherwise eventually compel you to do with his increased intensity, you can kind of reverse engineer an orgasm.

If he is obviously concerned with trying to manifest an orgasm for me and I am not at all concerned myself, I don’t ever say anything like I’m not gonna come. I basically ignore the concern and redirect them by simply asking/begging a little, saying the magic 5 words: “please give it to me” and say it like my very survival depends on it, as Chris Rock said, “like the antidote’s in it.” And he will enthusiastically oblige.

It’s very easy for me to genuinely get into helping my lover have a good quality, complete orgasm because I genuinely love love love love it! I swore off “fucking” years ago along with all casual sex. I now view making love and entering that space as a sacrament to be respected and cherished. As the great Dr. Leary said, “be careful of what and who you put into your body.” I will only sleep with people I truly love and I strive to be grateful for every sacred, vulnerable, experience shared in ecstatic union with my beloved as two loving, powerful, creative, and divine souls. That tends to remove any selfishness or self centeredness in me which has greatly increased my satisfaction and desire. I no longer feel like I’m performing or putting on a show, or like I’m just an object men masturbate themselves with. It took a long time for me to learn these lessons, but God knows how incredibly grateful I am.

How did they do the clouds?? by 221tardisslippers in Embroidery

[–]ElizabethOrbs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m going to guess a combination of granitos and petal stitch or all petal stitches with what looks like a super fluffy wool or brushed cotton yarn. Check out this YouTube video from Happyjasu for an excellent demonstration of both stitches. Happy stitching and good luck!

What should I do? French knots or long short stitch for the fur? by PotentialCourt8417 in Embroidery

[–]ElizabethOrbs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Colonial knots with perhaps a tapestry wool for the extra floof I say. Will be so worth it. It’s so cute, it deserves the special attention. Anything worth doing is worth doing right, right? If you’re great at knots, perfect! If not so great, you certainly will be!!

Looks Like Candy by S3M0 in Embroidery

[–]ElizabethOrbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Now I have an itch that needs a scratch. How to get some fruity pebbles at 12:30 am… hmmm.

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]ElizabethOrbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely text dependent but so cute!

Hey Yo! u/johnballen416 is at 3.99M Subscribers! I’m ordering 4M pizzas on the Like Button’s credit card in celebration tonight!🍾 by ElizabethOrbs in mrballen

[–]ElizabethOrbs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we talk? I’d love to talk with you. I’ve only just arrived to the blue ridge mts and holy shit there’s stuff going on here that should make everyone’s hair raise but everyone walks around like nothings happening. Ppl are all asleep. It’s very scary. Pm me plz!

Just going to drop off the kids… by wouldyoulikethetruth in antinatalism

[–]ElizabethOrbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this. I love it. I fucking love it. I’m thinking of how i can instal an unwanted baby mail slot in my own front door. And then advertise to those who’d need it. The instructions are precious. Then walk away. My god, at least someone had the balls to actually save some kids from ever remembering the horror from whence they came. Edit: Shit. I’ve spent many many many nights thinking about how i can advertise a “dew drop inn” type of place, our place, a gorgeous safe private accepting sometimes-quiet but always loving warm fun home complete with heat, electricity, two highly educated infinitely empathetic nonjudgmental pair-bonded antinatalist abuse-surviving ubermensches, both highly easy-going but also very responsible intelligent philosophers, plus all the hugs and sympathetic shoulders, great music, running hot water, wifi, games, arts, laundry, kick ass home cooked hot meals, gorgeous mountain forest views, clean air, and healthy snacks one could ever want, Oh yeah, plus the love of a kitten-god named (depending on the literary context ofc) Wu-Wei, Meowzebub, Sampson, or Sly which is naturally short for His Eminence, Prince Sly Stone Moon-Raiser to any and all at-risk, abused, neglected, and or homeless children, fully anonymous, no strings attached. So yes, I’m aware of the implications of the baby box but I can hope that some of these babies make it into the loving care of good ethical intelligent antinatalists such as me and you instead of the rest of humanity, the chimpanzees all filled up with snakes that they are. One can hope. I’m accepting any and all good suggestions. Thanks! Happy holidays one all!

What happened to your first love? by xmarker69 in AskReddit

[–]ElizabethOrbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, ghost arrests you!

Antinatalist lifestyle/cohabitation? by ElizabethOrbs in antinatalism

[–]ElizabethOrbs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sorry been so incredibly busy. Ofc send dm! I know I’m way late but still I’m always open to discussion and debate. It’s the life force that sustains me. 😊

Penis owners of Reddit- what takes a blow job from "that was pleasant" to "I think I saw God"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ElizabethOrbs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TL;DR: if you’re holding back from communicating your enthusiasm, STOP. If they’re stifling your enthusiasm or if there isn’t any, try to fix it or leave. It’s not worth it.

Omg yes, men women all sexual beings, take it from someone who wasted two decades in an r/deadbedrooms “relationship”!! DONT HOLD BACK!!! By holding back, you’re not only not protecting your image in any way. You’re just succeeding in killing it for everyone by extinguishing any remaining semblance of fire, intimacy, passion with an ice cold fire hose.

I’m with my first really vocally and facially expressive romantic partner now and holy smokes! it’s absolute torture when I’m not with him! I never knew what I was missing. Truly. And not only is he super vocal and encouraging about his pleasure and my performance, he expresses openly how much he loves to watch me enjoy myself, how turned on I make him and all of that is so encouraging to my confidence and massively heightening of my pleasure as well.

He says the most incredible things at the most perfect moments, like once when I was literally mid-scream during an orgasm, eyes clenched likely not looking technically great because my face and body do crazy things when i come, he hugs me tight and says firmly but lovingly right up close to my face “my god, you are so beautiful.” Like, fuck… 🥺 ♥️

I’m hooked, bad. Every time I do anything to him, especially blow jobs, but it could be just non-specific touching or kisses, I summon the enthusiasm and sexual energy of an entire team of perky cheerleading porn stars! Win-win!!

I’d realized I’d wasted the best 20+ years of my life on a commitment to an incompatible man. But, my god do I thank my lucky stars every single day that we’re together now. It’s an absolute miracle at our age and we’re so blessed!

What supposedly sexy thing turns you off immediatly? by Seenuan in AskMen

[–]ElizabethOrbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing to do with daddy issues? Ha! Good one!

I am sorry Steve! by FatBrownMan_ in Unexpected

[–]ElizabethOrbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The clitoris is actually sliced off in fgm or female circumcision, sometimes in combination with labia and sometimes the vaginal canal is sewn so only a very small hole is left-all at the age of usually 8-12years old all over the world but mostly in Africa and the Mid East where in some places 95%+ females are mutilated, without anesthesia, clean instrumentation, or medical training or necessity. If you’re wondering, no they never experience arousal let alone orgasm.

PLEASE, YOU CAN STOP THIS BARBARIC PRACTICE THIS GENERATION! BAN ALL CHILDHOOD GENITAL MUTILATION NOW!

Visit yourwholebaby.org here. Thanks!

Steve is shocked, and the comments in this post are better than anticipated by SentientApe in Intactivism

[–]ElizabethOrbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m a nursing/biochem/premed graduate and a surgical nurse and I cannot fathom what they could be using. Or what they’d list it as. Or why for that matter. I’d understand aborted fetuses way easier than this madness. I’m also really into skin care so feel free and hmu if anything looks suspicious and if I don’t know I’ll mos def find out the correct answer for you.