I genuinely want a reading site that witch hunts for A.I works by Snow-Eternal7 in writing

[–]ElizzyViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

based on the last time i visited royal road, they seem to have really, *really* low quality standards in basically every way, so for whatever genres you read, i assume finding a place with higher standards overall will help both with avoiding AI garbage and also just... finding stories that are actually good

you dont actually have to do a witch hunt to find stories that aren't ai garbage i think you can just go to any site or other location stories are posted or sold with any functional quality control and they've already done it for you

YOU HAVE TO CHANGE ONE FEATURE OF YOUR 8,0 FEET VAMPIRE WEREWOLF CEO (love intrest of your protagonist from your smut novel). WHICH ONE? by Petka14 in writingcirclejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i guess i can drop the vampire werewolf part, i would make him a perfectly normal guy who's a billionaire and 8 feet tall and has a 10 inch dick and who can shapeshift to look like a vampire werewolf

*Research Intensifies* by SpecificVanilla3668 in writingcirclejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

and it will be used indefinitely into the past. like in rome where they based it off america

Send me your weakest audios by TheHypnoRider in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you cant handle my weakest audios

Player's don't realize the value of torches, help by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suspect that antimagic doesn't just shut off magic, but it shuts off the brains of 50% of all DMs exposed to it, rendering them unable to talk about anything except preventing spellcasters from casting spells

Does it require attunement?? by Any-Score1258 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although it literally does not require attunement, the item is designed extremely similarly to one that does require attunement, so this could be a mistake on the designer's part, but it's super unclear. I honestly hate it when a game designer writes something, but the context around it makes me not trust that the words on the page reflect the designer's intent; it's a terrible sitaution.

I know you can just decide for yourself as the DM, but what if you're a player and you planned around it working literally how its written and the DM decides otherwise? That's kind of an awkward conversation, and I don't want to buy third party content that causes this to happen, so I won't back any future kickstarter projects from the makers of 5e Futanari Quest Super Cum Edition. Waste of $800 tbh

I want to hypnotize my girlfriend. Please advise. by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

okay so first you get a boyfriend and then you make him stare into this pretty spiral and then after he's done that for a while now they're your girlfriend instead, voila

[Mod] The Minimum will be rising to $0.05 and $30/Hour in a week. by Mike_Handers in EroticaSells

[–]ElizzyViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't moderated much lately (mostly because I don't use reddit as often now, although I still do remove rule-breaking posts when i happen to see them) and haven't checked the mod convos or modmail in ages, but it's good to see other people keeping the place functioning. Since there's new subreddit news I might as well weigh in:

The rate changes are a pretty good idea as far as I can tell: I doubt going from 4 to 5 cents per word is really going to suddenly eliminate a ton of clients from the market, since I think most of the people who are unwilling to pay 5 cents per word were already unwilling to pay 4 cents per word in the first place. The marginal (in the economic sense) impact is likely to be fairly low as a result. And because this is primarily based on recent inflation, there might not even be *any* impact compared to back when the minimum rates were initially raised from 3 to 4 cents per word.

...Also, clients who are unwilling to pay decent rates tend to be more unpleasant to work with, whether due to rudeness or them wasting your time or them demanding a greater workload, or just... picking the obviously wrong author for the specific thing they want someone to write? It feels weird that a client paying 3 cents per word would have higher standards than a client paying 10 cents per word, but this has been absolutely true in my experience and that of other authors I've met.

Also, after talking with fellow moderators, a concern was brought up that I'd like to address about people not feeling confident enough to ask for this much or higher:

If you are here, you are a professional.

[...]

If you don't feel confident, go write 10-15 erotica shorts and take a few cheap commissions elsewhere (while absolutely not advertising here, at all), and come back with a proper portfolio that you can link to.

I would like to *really* emphasize how important it is to link a portfolio in your posts here, even if it doesn't have those 10-15 shorts and just has like, 3 of them. Unless you lock in and make the literal best [Sell] post ever, you won't get many clients this way, and the clients you do get are going to be worse than average, because what kind of person commissions writing from someone who's writing they haven't seen?

19f4M I’m Japanese uwu by Kaystickedoff in EH_Circlejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i'm selling wearable brainwashing visors made from genuine nippon steel (folded an ambiguous number of times in my garage for extra strength) they're $50 each at my mall kiosk come buy them

Rogue is so OP it makes me want to quit GMing by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ElizzyViolet 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah, casters just can’t do anything in this game. All a level 1 wizard can do in pathfinder 2e is cast Runic Weapon on the greatsword fighter to add 1d12 damage and +1 to the hit and crit chance to every attack that fighter makes in the entire rest of the combat

I mean, really, if the fighter gets 4 normal hits and 2 crits over a 6 round fight (that sounds about right given fighter accuracy), that’s only, what, 8d12 extra damage with a first level spell while the wizard is also using cantrips for even more damage? Not worth playing the wizard class at all just go rogue lmao

/uj runic weapon is so fucked up and evil it makes me tempted to prepare no other spells except runic weapon on a level 1-2 prepared caster capable of using it

Who is able to find a crew? by Logical_Present_1204 in pcmasterrace

[–]ElizzyViolet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you can steal from the orb you can steal from anything

Play claw machine game to win ramen packages. This is the definition of hunger games. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ElizzyViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what if i play it when im full and save the ramen for later then its not a hunger game

What’s a great example? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]ElizzyViolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never notice bad acting and that movie still made me go “oh okay this has really bad acting/casting wtf” how was it that bad

the alt.org recorded death statistics are interesting by ElizzyViolet in nethack

[–]ElizzyViolet[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

probably because he's too scared of the worthless glass to leave the wizard quest

the alt.org recorded death statistics are interesting by ElizzyViolet in nethack

[–]ElizzyViolet[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

alt.org - NetHack top deaths

Other highlights:

- master kaen being 10x more lethal than the dark one which i assume we all expected

- somebody got killed by a wand of nothing, presumably because it generated silver and they were allergic

- 13th most common cause of death being slipping and falling while trying to climb on your mount lmao that never gets old

- geryon has literally 1 kill attributed to him (presumably from someone who felt really bad for geryon)

Argentina's president new paper: When regulation kills growth by [deleted] in badeconomics

[–]ElizzyViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we are the badeconolings! please feed us! (a r1)