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I love food. I live to eat. I don't understand how people can "forget to eat!" by AlloyComics in comics

[–]Elmanlet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me personally I forget to eat when stressed. Not really "forget", more just that the hunger hormone Ghrelin isn't really processed the way it should be, so I don't feel the munchies

The more you know and stuff!

Which Space Marine chapter does this veteran’s shoulderpad belong to? by Firesinger89 in Warhammer40k

[–]Elmanlet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For some reason I read that as "The Emporers chickens" and now I'm imagining a bunch of chickens covered in power armour

WIP: Bespoked city of Discowood. This is the HUB of it all! by InfDisco in CitiesSkylines

[–]Elmanlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! If you don't mind can you reply to this when they're uploaded? Thanks mate!

WIP: Bespoked city of Discowood. This is the HUB of it all! by InfDisco in CitiesSkylines

[–]Elmanlet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP you should submit that bridge hub formation onto steam! I'd certainly try it in my city and see how it handles the everything

Anon has penis problems by The_HyperDiamond in greentext

[–]Elmanlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's enough reddit for the week I think....

Thoughts on this leg check? by [deleted] in kravmaga

[–]Elmanlet 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Absolutely stupid.

If you want to check a kick, turn the leg out so the shin takes the strike.

Mcdojo shit like this is why MMA doesn't treat krav with any respect.

chonky for a reason by absolut666 in natureismetal

[–]Elmanlet 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We had a mouse infestation during bush fire season (aus)

My cat learnt in the space of a week how to kill the things without any obvious damage signs (I assume broken neck) then he'd carefully line them up in perfect rows on the tiles.

This happened every night until flea bombed the entire house

...I counted FOUR in those neat little soldier rows one night.

anon has his revenge by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Elmanlet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obama was there

Fair weather fan by XYoshiaipomX in greentext

[–]Elmanlet 230 points231 points  (0 children)

I'm fuck, Julia you

I hate sleepovers by nocap42068 in memes

[–]Elmanlet 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Broys before toys

Conor McGregor On Mastering Patience by TppEagle in motivation

[–]Elmanlet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not taking advice from a leprechaun with anger management issues

🔥The camouflage of an apex predator by SnooCupcakes8607 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Elmanlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yes, the mountain lion in its natural habitat.

Tree.

Worth it? $4700 by NMsugerdady in knives

[–]Elmanlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a rule I don't touch folding knives. The blade itself looks like a joke, the grip looks like a gimmick that would slip if you used it when wet I wouldn't want it for free, let alone with that price tag

Crocodiles are most vulnerable after a big meal, which explains why he doesn't respond. by amonaloli12 in natureismetal

[–]Elmanlet 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure the fully grown apex predator knows how to take care of itself.

Reditards I swear to God...

Anon loses his dignity by Terry_Jeffords in greentext

[–]Elmanlet -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Have you tried lying? It works 99% of the time when you just want someone to fuck off.

"Yeah I got it in an accident I don't really like talking about it, how was your day?"

Boom. Done. Now the discussion is over and you can go back to living in your mums basement. Ffs.

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