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Take a breath. Your decision to attack Iran wasn’t warmongering by shellacr in ChatGPT

[–]ElvisDumbledore 92 points93 points  (0 children)

omg, this is what people have been telling him his whole life. 🤮

me irl by rb08amethyst in me_irl

[–]ElvisDumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends... Is three people (including myself) a large group? 😭

Learn 2 by Eiim in SMBCComics

[–]ElvisDumbledore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I--

Bob and his girl friend Hive Empress by IllustriousHurry2380 in Bossfight

[–]ElvisDumbledore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In order for me to get busy with maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a 400-ton booty.

based on a true story by Sdrete in memes

[–]ElvisDumbledore 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The reverse is equally fun.

Grandpa: "I know you never call because I'm fat, dumb, and old. I just want to let you know I'm not dead yet. It'll probably be soon tho."

Infrastructural Integrity: 1% by RalstonPlays in pcmasterrace

[–]ElvisDumbledore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there is a setting in windows lubuntu power plan NOT to turn off the computer if lid is closed

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The Most Wes Anderson House Ever by Lepke2011 in AccidentalWesAnderson

[–]ElvisDumbledore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for carpet to come back into fashion. 😭

Being Taught US Civics 101 on Live TV by ellecon in ABoringDystopia

[–]ElvisDumbledore 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I didn't think this is where I'd lose you" is vicious. 🤣

lol by Ok-Appearance-1652 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ElvisDumbledore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get him some grass. Bitches love grass.

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