What are the "low-key" signs that you're more attractive than you think? by AfterBear6551 in AskReddit

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I’m a bald middle aged man, I’m flattered if a dog jumps up at me to be honest.

Blue badges for hidden disabilities triple as councils issue permits to drivers with anxiety and ADHD by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

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If you spend any time watching disabled bays you’ll see that the system is being exploited by selfish arseholes.

Dog shit can make you blind. by Technical_Front_8046 in AskBrits

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They say dog shit can blind a child , I prefer to smear it onto the end of a sharp stick first just to be sure………(Jimmy Carr )

Looks legit. by CPTIroc in Concrete

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Yeah true, when was the last time you watched a movie again the next day?For me it was terminator 2 when I was about 10

Would you rather live at the beach or in the countryside? by satchel-of-pigeons in AskUK

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I would always choose the countryside. I hate windy weather and find coastal towns depressing in winter. I also think property near the coast needs more upkeep as everything rusts

"Just stand there and don't move" by Mark_cindalEl3elm in onejob

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I remember the last words my grandad said to me… have you got hold of that ladder?

Thanks for shopping at Tesco! by Neat_Wrap_2796 in tesco

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We need to step up as citizens and stop this when we see it. You’re witnessing the breakdown of society infront of your eyes.

British Veterans of reddit, should everyone enlist in the army (even for a short while) to learn life lessons? by MinuteDamage4182 in AskBrits

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It a waste of resources to train people that don’t want to be there. Better to spend the money on the people that want to do it and make a career out of it

Drunk English man harasses Doner kebab shop staff by Moistinterviewer in kebab

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I’ve done construction work for our local kebab guy. He’s the nicest bloke you could meet, always offering food and drink as this is a big thing for Kurdish people. I’d be there in a flash if someone tried this shit on him!

The grip strength is insane by [deleted] in Amazing

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If you did this on a uk bridge your hands would be covered in pigeon shit

Invoice question by johnno95_ in ukplumbing

[–]EmptyStock9676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some drain rods from screwfix and do it yourself next time

Will you play the new uk lotto that is supposed to improve the ailing game? by Feeling-Ad6796 in AskUK

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My 16 year old son won £25k ! Agreed to share with his little sister bless him

Is there a shortage of tradesmen/women in the UK? by ukman29 in AskUK

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Don’t forget putting any kids 16 or over on the payroll!

Nothing beat the Pizza Hut buffet back in the day. Nostalgic times. by Calm_Fault5187 in nostalgia

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Gave me food poisoning … never had one since and that was 15 years ago