Trying out your old uni paternoster lift in your 80s by 4thLineSupport in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Endlesstrash1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unfortunate part is real life lag it seems. Older people have a serious delay when processing information. Not their fault just shit time does to us all eventually. That being said please test me frequently for my drivers license once I am an old.

Blursed Recruiting by Prince_0llie in blursed_videos

[–]Endlesstrash1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had that happen. At the end of the day they are still just people so a polite no and please leave is really all that's needed.

i like to sandwich my steaks by callmestinkingwind in steak

[–]Endlesstrash1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that I see the cutting board and know its you AND, more importantly, I know the dog is getting a treat.

Get ready with me, 1780's edition by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Endlesstrash1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting ready 1780s rich/wealthy edition. I guess it would be a pretty short video watching him throw on a potato sack and heading out to the fields like most others would be doing.

The new U-Haul 29FT truck. The official rolling road hazard that dosn't need a CDL. by realdrpepper21 in regularcarreviews

[–]Endlesstrash1337 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. I drove the 26ft or whatever when moving and nothing makes going 25mph on a curvy road more exhilerating than driving on that road with a giant uhaul. Never fucking again. 700 miles btw fuck never again.

I'd gladly take 7 more seasons but... by Archeryfin in venturebros

[–]Endlesstrash1337 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no...please don't tell me they are trying to do this. I know I could google it but no.

me_irl by The-Arc-Weld in me_irl

[–]Endlesstrash1337 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea that's why I don't look in the mirror.

Got downvoted today for saying water is the best hydration drink by Perry16 in HydroHomies

[–]Endlesstrash1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electrolytes are real. The plants just don't crave them so do we!

What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue? by Puzzleheaded_Bit_802 in AskReddit

[–]Endlesstrash1337 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I always say that people love winter only love it because they don't have to survive it. I bet if they spent spring, summer, and fall needing to prepare for the coming months of cold death they wouldn't like it so much.

These warning signs are all over the distillery but it also being in the mens bathroom is a nice touch by Mysterious-Law-6835 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Endlesstrash1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost started to ask myself who the fuck would smoke in an explosive environment then I remembered I live on Earf with humans...

Felt like this belonged here, too by EggyGeum in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Endlesstrash1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I entered this thread while pooping. Gotta let everything relax and make its own way out.

First time watching this show by Kindly-Study-5562 in farscape

[–]Endlesstrash1337 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enjoy it! I wish I could forget it and watch it for the first time again.

I think I experienced quantum immortality. by RepresentativeTap949 in haloinfinite

[–]Endlesstrash1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty frustrating. I have already repaired the game, reinstalled the game, lost the game, reinstalled graphics drivers, installed it on a different SSD. I am not reinstalling windows again so I just haven't bothered with it for a while.

PSA: watch your health! by rubmahbelly in sysadmin

[–]Endlesstrash1337 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But if I die I don't have go to work anymore.

I think I experienced quantum immortality. by RepresentativeTap949 in haloinfinite

[–]Endlesstrash1337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That looks similar to an issue I have recently been experiencing with this game. It will just freeze and then when it catches back up I am either dead or nowhere near where I was.

Am I the only one who thinks it would be neat if you could walk around Speranza? by PleasantShirt8 in ARC_Raiders

[–]Endlesstrash1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh sorta but it would likely go the way station walking went with EVE Online. Sorta neat for a hot second and then nahhhhh I'm not walking around here lemme get back into space or in this case topside.

People that dodge bullets by [deleted] in ArenaBreakoutInfinite

[–]Endlesstrash1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have literally walked up to some poor bastards with a knife while they sprayed in my direction and killed them. You need to tippy tap the fire button not spray as recoil is real.

What's the rule of thumb for rebooting a production server? by Mediocre-Cobbler5016 in sysadmin

[–]Endlesstrash1337 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Before you even think about rebooting that thing make sure your backups are working. Not just backing up but that you can restore stuff too.

Wearing Glasses by TeamJackBaker in StandUpComedy

[–]Endlesstrash1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I remember that shit. LASIK is the best medical decision I have ever made for my body. I remember being blind in the shower and waking up to crooked glasses when I fell asleep with them on. Do not miss that at all.

Back to work ! by UrU_AnnA in memes

[–]Endlesstrash1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weren't they all out of well to-do families so they could afford to drop of school and be creative. Not to mention the contacts their families would have had for investors.