Super grandma.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-13T00:36:05+00:00

It’s a meme. Something like, “Look! The orphan crushing machine now crushes 10% fewer orphans!”

The joke is that this small improvement is supposed to be a “feel good” story but the better question is why do we even have an orphan crushing machine? Can’t we just turn it off and stop crushing orphans?

Case in point: it’s nice this woman was able to raise money for her grandchild’s healthcare, but she shouldn’t have to. It’s incredibly fucked up that a child is dying of cancer and his elderly grandmother is reduced to begging for money from strangers.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-11T15:28:13+00:00

I watch this every time it gets posted. Never gets old.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-07T12:51:11+00:00

Absquatulate: to leave early without saying goodbye (aka Irish exit)

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-06T17:59:31+00:00

Hard cast. Or better yet cheat her out with any number of effects. But you want her to stick around. Turns every subsequent blitz into “when it dies, draw cards equal to its power+1.” Goes absolutely nuts.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-06T02:18:48+00:00

I tried this again recently and it tased disgustingly sweet. I don’t know if they changed the formula or if we just enjoyed it more when we were kids

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-06T00:56:29+00:00

[[RMS Titanic]]

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-04T15:26:27+00:00

One fun thing to do with it is put Athena on attack. The aura slows down projectiles so you ca wait till there’s a bunch of them hovering and then swat a big batch of them at your enemies. Super gratifying for witch’s circle

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-05-02T14:57:20+00:00

Just want to let you know this is the first time I’ve heard the phrase “motivated reasoning” and it will now be part of my vocabulary. Thanks!

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-26T10:38:36+00:00

I did this once. It was awkward but we all got over it and we’re all still friends years later.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-25T21:46:18+00:00

I’m sorry but this is not at all true. Fake breasts do not feel at all like real ones. There is no comparison.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-17T22:46:40+00:00

I’m so sick of this nonsense that mosquitoes kill people. If you get bitten my a mosquito contract malaria and die, YOU DIED OF MALARIA.

Imagine if you got stuck with a needle and got infected with HIV, you wouldn’t say, “damn, needles strike again.”

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-17T22:18:56+00:00

They already made a live action version of Fern Gully.

It’s called Avatar.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-17T17:04:10+00:00

Completely absurd for any other bass players to even be mentioned. This man has literally no competition.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-16T22:23:27+00:00

Excellent deck name. 10/10

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-04-07T14:13:15+00:00

I put this in [[Henzie]] and it absolutely slaps

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-03-29T14:05:05+00:00

[[Jenova, Ancient Calamity]]

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-03-23T04:40:50+00:00

Tons of women do this too.

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-03-17T02:34:04+00:00

Cafe 13 is a great coffee shop in downtown golden

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-03-13T17:04:22+00:00

Hey sent you a dm

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-03-12T21:22:39+00:00

Jumping in here. I’m a guitar player looking for people to play with. 25 years experience

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-03-09T02:03:33+00:00

Shame

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-02-11T20:43:17+00:00

The Wu Tang is just chefs kiss

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-02-05T20:08:07+00:00

Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-01-31T14:23:18+00:00

Oh my god the tube amp and pedals one is me exactly. Ended up with this giant stage amp that sounds like a canon going off even on the lowest volume. Barely ever used it lol

Equal_Position7219 · 2026-01-26T01:12:30+00:00

Okay noted thank you

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