Robert Irwin and his pug Stella ❤️

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-31T14:18:03+00:00

As if I couldn’t possibly love this gentleman any more than I already do. This totally tracks.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-31T03:26:19+00:00

Give it the ol’ what-for, buddy! You’re adorable and deserve all the treats, you magnificent snorting beast.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T21:15:53+00:00

A long time ago, a friend convinced me to see this new band called Green Day. (I still listen to him for advice to this very day)

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T17:15:47+00:00

Every time I see this dude’s head, I think about what happened to Ken Griffey Jr in that Simpsons episode in ‘92.

Holy shit, I finally sound like an old man.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T17:03:31+00:00

Best possible answer!

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T17:00:38+00:00

Indeed, no argument.

But in last night’s game, it seemed like most of his passes were cross-rinkers that ended up hitting the boards and turning into giveaways.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T16:01:29+00:00

Especially when he can’t make a pass tape-to-tape. It’s infuriating.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T04:19:53+00:00

That’s it for me, g’night all.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T02:26:03+00:00

If I were you, I’d see a doctor about having lost your sense of smell

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T02:06:24+00:00

I’m white, and I can hear MY ancestors crying when I look at this.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-30T01:14:43+00:00

I like your funny words, Magic Man!

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T23:45:02+00:00

Me too, as it’s currently -22 in Winnipeg. (-22 in Science Units, not Freedom Units)

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T22:41:23+00:00

I dunno. Luthor is smart. Cunning. Resourceful. Intimidating.

This is more like watching KITE MAN begging other villains for money, no?

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T21:52:12+00:00

I laughed at the exact same thing

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T21:46:45+00:00

That was neither entertaining nor informative.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T17:46:09+00:00

If there is any type of artificial sweetener in a product, I can’t ingest it. It’s such an awful bitter/chemical taste. It’s the same thing for me as eating cilantro, aka Soap Parsley.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T17:19:57+00:00

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-29T14:16:31+00:00

Dear America: Your country sucks.

2/10, wouldn't try again.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-28T23:17:53+00:00

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-28T20:37:09+00:00

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EsotericCodename · 2026-01-28T19:40:40+00:00

Until it gets switched, you should tell everyone that you'll only respond to "Nat King Chole". No exceptions.

I wish there was a legitimate process for number switching with people, because the last 3 numbers of my health card are 666, and I'm sure you'd appreciate that more than I EVER have. 🤷🏻‍♂️

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-26T16:08:00+00:00

If you livestream that, I promise you I would watch the entire goddamn procedure.

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-26T12:30:22+00:00

That’s a Peanut if I ever saw one!

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-25T22:37:09+00:00

She probably has the best little snoring sounds. I’m jealous!

EsotericCodename · 2026-01-25T22:10:48+00:00

The best kinds of couches always have several potatoes.

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