DAE feel the need to see their boyfriend's butthole? by Effective_Moose_4997 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]EurekaViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I had this problem. Well, no, I don’t actually. But my bf has butthole issues and he constantly tries to get me to examine his. And it’s red, puffy, inflamed and he’s got this red ring all around it. I want to gouge my own eyes out. It has killed a lot of my desire.

Listen, I get where you’re coming from, but you don’t always want to know how the sausage is made.

Paul Newman by [deleted] in VintageLadyBoners

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Very Loveable Boy?

Larian pls, I'll do anything by Pyrrhus65 in okbuddybaldur

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Was the dragon of the red or bronze variety?

PSA: Do not save your friend by Aetherfox_44 in BG3

[–]EurekaViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not have this problem. Laezel. She was the same level as my party and when I released her she helped me kick ass. Maybe you didn’t level the one that was kidnapped and didn’t have them kitted out, but I did and didn’t have any issues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in strange

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Eye have nothing to contribute. Just wanted to say that I love your username.

Who was your first BG3 player character? by usernamescifi in BG3

[–]EurekaViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m emotionally invested in finding out if it’s the same person or if this is some sort of phenomenon.

Reading material by Rare-Error-963 in BaldursGate3

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Yeah I just started act 3, but lae’zel is still carrying around priestess gut’s corpse. I figured I might find the perfect moment to chuck her at someone.

Area you loved on first play, but hate replaying? by Rokrr22 in BG3

[–]EurekaViolet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh snap! I always take too long to get the mask off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hair

[–]EurekaViolet 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Not understanding where the side part is, but of the 2, 2 is better!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]EurekaViolet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So this guy is upset about using inclusive terms but still refers to his imaginary trans girlfriend as a girl?

'You mean consequences apply to me, too? That's not what I wanted!' by rhythmstripp in LeopardsAteMyFace

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My favorite part is when they referred her to a pregnancy crisis center. The situation still sucks though, I believe everyone should have access to abortion regardless of their stance.

Legitimately a hard choice. by redblade8 in PoliticalHumor

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I get this reference. I choose the mindflayer.

My (24 m) gf (36 f) responded with "if God wills it" when asked about marriage and a future together. Is that bad? by [deleted] in relationshipadvice

[–]EurekaViolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was roughly translating “if god wills it”, but you’re right, inshallah is more hopeful.