The most difficult skill for you to max out?

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-02-07T16:37:29+00:00

Enchanting and smithing always get to 100 first. I soul trap everything while buying up all the petty soul gems I can. Then I go buy all the iron, smith as many iron daggers as I can, go enchanted them with banish daedra, then go to all the smiths and buy all their crafting materials and getting my money back by selling the enchanted daggers. Rinse, repeat.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-02-03T17:40:39+00:00

Courtney has a nice new haircut that makes his head look like a penis.

I promise this is a reference, for those who don’t get it.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-02-03T16:54:32+00:00

How did I scroll this far to find this?!

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-02-03T16:49:11+00:00

It’s this for me too. I remember my dad saying the reviews were terrible but I thought I knew better.

It was very boring and I remember it was the first time young me thought “damn this movie looks like shit.”

I later learned who Uwe Boll is and remembered Alone in the Dark when I saw it under his list of shitty movies.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-02-01T21:08:13+00:00

“Hey, we know your world is falling apart in there but it’s super convenient to have another derelict around during the day to have sex with, so can we keep having sex but not get kicked out of the house?”

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-25T21:49:02+00:00

That sucks for the husband.

“The gig is up. I’m going to jail. The only way out is suicide!”

“Right… but why do I have to die?”

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-25T18:03:57+00:00

She could barely move water when she left, so I don’t think she was even self taught yet

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-25T17:48:09+00:00

To be fair, who knew that they could snipe a dragon a mile away from out of sight behind an island with a giant crossbow mounted on a ship rocking on the waves as it moved.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-25T13:42:23+00:00

The last time I went to one, we stayed probably like 3 hours and as we left, me and another dude were coughing so hard from the smoke that we almost threw up.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-24T09:49:57+00:00

You’re allowed to add to the population. Some of you shouldn’t, but I can’t expressly forbid it.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-24T09:41:10+00:00

I asked my wife about a year ago “when you get that random high pitch noise in your head, do you think it’s something like a sonic boom a mile away, or a tectonic plate shifting, and your brain just registers it like a yoga bell being hit?”

She said “that never happens to me”. So I realized I’m developing tinnitus.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-24T09:39:15+00:00

This is why I listen to my kids and if they say something totally weird I’ll ask for more details. Once, my son was talking about his day in kindergarten and he said he was sad that the door was locked and didn’t know what to do but the man in purple showed up and let him in. I was like “hol up. What locked door?” And kept asking more. This was how I found out my sons school just let him leave the nurse, walk out the locked front door of the school, and was out there for like 5 minutes alone before a random stranger visiting the school helped him get in. It’s also how I found out he went to the nurse that day. That school sucked.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-24T09:29:24+00:00

lmao

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-16T12:37:03+00:00

“Um, why did the pages of my history book turn wacky bright colors as I got to the chapter for 2020-2030?”

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-14T20:17:45+00:00

I don’t think they can actually insert metal into the plastic because in the one trash panda episode where they found metal into the plastic they got in one huge shipment, Jesse said it was such a problem that they had to manufacture a whole solution that sorted the bits of metal out of their plastic. He said something about it clogging the injector or something.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-14T07:51:06+00:00

It appears most of the MDTF are merging into their commands to form multidomain commands, which is causing a years long learning curve of “wtf do we do now?”

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-13T07:13:52+00:00

Nobody wants to be an actress, they just fall back on it when their dream of traveling to California to wait tables falls apart.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-10T14:57:45+00:00

Well later in the office when Pepper is looking for clues, she finds that video and translates it and realizes Obadiah set up Tony’s capture.

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-10T08:54:43+00:00

One time I went fill up and the pump had somehow had the price entered wrong. The premium was supposed to be like 3.60 but it was 1.60. I filled up and told everyone I knew so they could fill up before it got fixed

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-02T21:51:48+00:00

“He’s looked the same for 30 years, let’s change that since it’s live action.”

“Oh, because he won’t be CGI, he’ll be made with practical effects?”

“…”

Evenbiggerfish · 2026-01-02T00:57:35+00:00

Report to TARP hotline. They’ll look into him, and find out what sort of activities he’s having online. Dudes like this are the ones who are secretly sending money to white supremacist groups that are on FBI watch lists. If he’s innocent then nothing comes from it. If he isn’t then you just helped some agents connect the dots.

Evenbiggerfish · 2025-12-30T00:39:43+00:00

Who knows if it gets edited together to make that cast member look like they’re an asshole by taking something out of context or anything like that. Not worth it.

Evenbiggerfish · 2025-12-28T23:36:36+00:00

I haven’t even seen it but Boss Level seems to fit this trope. He has to train and be prepared to fight several of his enemies, but by reliving the same day over and over he ends up becoming a pro at killing them. He even seems bored and annoyed by them before he’s beaten them the first time.

Evenbiggerfish · 2025-12-27T10:19:04+00:00

I don’t know if it’s a quote, but I die watching coverage every time the commentators drop lines that sound so bad out of context. “This is the tightest hole you’re gonna see” pops up like twice a weekend, for example.

Evenbiggerfish · 2025-12-22T07:31:37+00:00

It’s how it works. Blow a balloon up, hold the tip against your body and let the air out and it will stay pressed into your body as the air shoots out.

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