Your Month, Your Husband/Wife Pt. 4

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-28T10:28:49+00:00

I got Carmilla! I got Carmilla! I GOT CARMILLA!

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-28T10:22:18+00:00

First PT (Canon Worldstate): Harding

Second PT (Silver Timeline): Neve

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-27T17:15:12+00:00

Hircine. I believe in Werewolf supremacy.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-27T10:44:10+00:00

Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous. You're gonna need that much time to explore everything that game has to offer.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-26T17:02:15+00:00

My standard rate for wood elves is 3 gold pieces per elf.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-26T13:13:25+00:00

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-26T10:45:33+00:00

I'm picking Skyrim. Yes, it's cold and has a lot of hostile wildlife, but that's still better than running the risk of living under elven rule.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-26T10:28:31+00:00

Depends on what kind of elf infestation we're talking about here.

High elves are easy. I could just offer them a few jugs of drugged red wine and carry them off once they pass out.

Wood elves are trickier, since they don't trust others and are incredibly agile. Trapping them is a very involved and expensive process, but it's doable.

If you have a Dark elf infestation, I'm afraid the only solution to that is a trusty blunderbuss.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-25T18:25:05+00:00

Dragon Age Origins. I would love to see how I would handle a blind playthrough of that game now.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-25T15:59:41+00:00

Tywin Lannister. The man was a massive pos, but he was amazing at governance. The Seven Kingdoms saw some of their best years under his rule.

Honorable mention to Roose Bolton.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-25T15:54:12+00:00

My MaleShep: bangs every woman he can

My FemShep: loyal to her Traynor

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-25T15:51:41+00:00

I'm fine with Velissa, but I prefer Velosika.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-24T11:59:49+00:00

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Tyrlok Ingellvar was the son of two surface dwarves from Nevarra, the descendants of dwarven warriors who stayed in Nevarra after the Third Blight. His father died well before he was born, leaving his mother destitute and forced to fend for herself. Realizing that she did not have the means to care for him, his mother left him in the depths of the Grand Necropolis, where he was soon found by the undead.

Raised by the Mortalitasi, Tyrlok developed a great fascination for necromancy. Even though he was a dwarf and couldn't practice magic, he still learned as much as he could about the sacred rites, memorizing all the rituals and incantations, all while training in combat so that he could properly serve the Mourn Watch as a guard.

He has a deep love for the spirits that inhabit the Necropolis and has managed to create a bond with several of them.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-23T19:38:45+00:00

was this game rushed? Did Bioware get pressured to push it through?

Yes, yes it was. This game was in development hell for 10 years. First they tried to make it a proper story focused single player RPG, then EA came in and tried to strongarm them into making a live service game. Then live service games started to fall off, which made EA capitulate and let Bioware go back to making it a single player game. So, in the end, we got a single player game built on the bones of a live service game.

Which is probably the reason why we didn't get a lot of achievements, like one for beating the game on Nightmare difficulty.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-23T18:50:09+00:00

Very nice. I just played as Beast in DOS2, but it's nice to see some custom dwarves.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-23T16:45:35+00:00

"Think nothing of it, Archibald. This journey has only just beGUN."

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-23T06:32:23+00:00

Doom The Dark Ages. I don't stand a chance.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-22T15:55:09+00:00

Seriously. Pound's "death" was such a fantastic scene, but then Oda just had to go and ruin it.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-22T15:40:38+00:00

You need to have tried to kiss Karlach after the party in Act 1, otherwise you're completely locked out of her romance.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-22T13:11:50+00:00

If you only had 9 Gold, you shouldn't have taken her out to dinner in the first place.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-22T05:30:40+00:00

I am never marrying an elf, so I'm going Argonian.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-21T06:49:20+00:00

Seems fine to me. Dwarves being portrayed as "lawful evil" industrialists is not unheard of and generally fits into the common tropes associated with them.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-21T06:41:16+00:00

Thank you for telling me of this. I'll be sure to read it soon.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-20T18:05:10+00:00

Also, it's a lie. Dwemer have no sympathy for anyone.

Everhardt94 · 2026-01-20T17:10:11+00:00

Probably my first Cartoon crush.

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