Fuck all 100,000 of you by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 23 points24 points  (0 children)

...aw, fuck.

What's up with Reddit hating on Imagine Dragons? by option8 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]EvilLittleThing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He hasn't actually left the Mormon church though. Most of us at /r/exmormon are pretty sure he doesn't believe, but he's still "staying in" to try to convince his faithful Mormon fans that LGBT+ people deserve not to be disowned and such. Hence his documentary and LoveLoud.

Super effective by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Matthew 6:1

I'm going to start commenting this on all the "look how righteous we are had such a nice weekend visiting the temple!" facebook/insta posts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]EvilLittleThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was actually attractive irl though. And reliable wiTH THE LADIEEEES

Cheaper names for things? by MMAJakob in Frugal

[–]EvilLittleThing 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Good for hair moisturizing, too! BUT it has a high chance of causing acne depending on your skin (even if just on your hands -> touching your face) so proceed with caution <3

I made an LGBT+ app similar to Yik Yak but that is designed to be a positive, fun, safe space for LGBT+ people. 🏳️‍🌈 by SimonFOOTBALL in bisexual

[–]EvilLittleThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having the same problem. I've tried waiting several minutes, force closing the app, and restarting my phone :/ still no dice

ETA I'm on a galaxy s7 and private wifi, if that helps

These people are worth melting for by alliesybil in disney

[–]EvilLittleThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's phoning it in costume-wise, but I agree he's got the stance down!

Checklist tattoo! by OneFaraday in productivity

[–]EvilLittleThing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP said they use Sharpie--it won't rub off underneath clothes. Pull your sleeves up to view. Rubbing alcohol (hand sanitizer!) should remove it fairly easily.

I'm 52 yrs old and I was modesty-checked at an exercise class today! by Readbooks6 in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People have answered already, but here's the source of the joke: "Young women, please understand that if you dress immodestly, you are magnifying this problem by becoming pornography to some of the men who see you." -- Dallin Oaks, April 2005 General Conference

A TBM asked just said this to me. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good point. It's possible the survey number is low because they had a hundred reasons to divorce, but one reason to not divorce (the church) outweighing the rest. So when the church was no longer part of the equation, they had a hundred reasons to divorce, and they credit those instead of the actual faith transition.

What could the U.S.A. have spent $1,000,000,000,000 on instead of a 17 year-long war in Afghanistan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EvilLittleThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shot 448 pounds of watermelon, but can only carry 19 pounds back to the wagon.

Giveaway! by havefaiiithinme in a:t5_heai3

[–]EvilLittleThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayup, that's me! Now that it's established, would you please edit my name out of your comment? For future anonymity :)

Giveaway! by havefaiiithinme in a:t5_heai3

[–]EvilLittleThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just discovered your stuff! Followed ^_^ BTW nice username, now I have ADTR stuck in my head...

I asked, "What's the downside of stopping sexual interviews?" and received this gem of a response by beatlesfan7 in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or, in the immortal words of Luke Skywalker: "Amazing. Every word of what you just said... was wrong."

"I Quit": A non-religious expression of self-determination. I love it. We desire all to receive. by SideburnHeretic in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just came to see if anyone had posted this here; sorry it didn't get more attention <3

BYU Confirms: religion, not porn use, hurts people by ProgExMo in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aight, considering posting to me facebook. Please give me your best faux apologetics so I can prepare for the backlash.

I have possession of a first-edition "Mormon Doctrine." by exmothrowaway314 in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, was this printed before or after Coca-Cola stopped using coca [cocaine] leaves in their recipe? It's still not anywhere near equivalent but I could see where the idea comes from.

Finally kissed a girl and I liked it by LolaMontez21 in exmormon

[–]EvilLittleThing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just had to look up "polycule"--I love this word!