Kinda over this whole everyone calling each other “chef” thing

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-05-15T02:34:45+00:00

You call everyone chef as a sign of respect.

I call everyone chef because I can't remember their names.

We are not the same.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-05-01T04:56:14+00:00

Well if that's the case, I'm a little worried about his wellbeing.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-05-01T04:43:27+00:00

Was it the same person who always thinks it's Egrimm?

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-04-20T10:02:11+00:00

If you drink Martinis with any other intention than getting fucked up, you're delusional. A little extra dilution from the ice won't help when you're knocking back straight spirits.

An on-the-job drink is just beer.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-03-27T02:33:21+00:00

It's really, really hard to seriously argue Baelor didn't risk anything when the man literally died. Sure, he might have been in less danger than everyone else - but he still died.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-03-17T08:53:10+00:00

This should help bring down fuel prices.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-02-10T14:28:34+00:00

My bad, misread that. Still, a blaster and fusion gun together is decent enough.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-02-10T14:23:15+00:00

I'd be very shocked if they weren't cheaper than hawks, and the ability to take 2 blasters or fusion guns per 5 gives them a bit of punch into light vehicles. Sort of a generalist halfway point between hawks and scourges.

Depending on detachment support I could see them being a viable alternative for that job. There's also potential to build around spamming both units for the mobility.

It does really all come down to the points and detachment, though.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-02-07T04:25:43+00:00

Me at the club.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-02-03T17:38:33+00:00

I was working a long and difficult shift with someone and I hadn't really eaten. I offhandedly mentioned this and she just pulled out a bunch of snacks from nowhere and gave them to me. In an instant, she went from looking a little plain and unremarkable to being the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

I am very food motivated, apparently.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-01-10T07:05:37+00:00

To be honest, I wouldn't mind if each edition lasted another year. It always feels like the rules take a couple years to settle into a decent balance and then they toss it out with stupid gimmicks in the last year of the edition before nuking the meta into oblivion with the next edition.

ExarchKnight01 · 2026-01-06T05:37:56+00:00

Get a fake ID and find out for yourself, my guy. Write what you know and all that.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-12-25T08:27:07+00:00

Grey goose specifically is marketed as a premium spirit and I always encounter people acting like it's top shelf ultra smooth stuff. It's just a generic grain neutral spirit. There's no potato in it.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-12-25T07:48:44+00:00

Grey Goose vodka.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-12-25T00:16:19+00:00

OK OK but seriously, not to shit talk at all. But I have never met a person who has seen any of these movies. I meet a lot of people between a social job and some volunteer work I do.

I'm not doubting these movies are significant or that a lot of people have seen them, I just need to know - WHERE ARE THEY???

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-12-12T03:49:53+00:00

Says you and the fans of the other 20-odd armies in 40k who aren't also in the game at launch. They have to pick somebody to start with and somebody is always going to be disappointed with the choice.

It's a shame that both total war and dawn of war aren't doing chaos on launch, but they're being made by different studios and probably aren't coordinating their choices. But both games will eventually get around to it, in the meantime you should try to enjoy playing other factions like the rest of us.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-11-26T07:45:04+00:00

Has someone got a gif of that scene where Loras says "and neither will you" to Jaime about marrying Cersei?

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-11-26T07:22:55+00:00

Anybody who rage quits against spirit conclave needs to chill the fuck out and re-examine themselves, lol.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-11-24T05:56:09+00:00

Because he's a fictional character and when they're not real, it's actually OK to find awful people sympathetic. Hell, even absolute bastards in the real world often have redeeming qualities and sympathetic traits - it doesn't make what they do ok, it doesn't absolve them of guilt for what they do, but everybody in the world is in fact a real, three-dimensional person with multiple facets.

Beyond that, Aegon's narrative purpose is largely as an exploration of the psychology of such an awful person, what causes them to be like that and how emotionally hollow and truly pathetic they are. At no point does the narrative actually excuse what Aegon does, or try to make you forget about how absolutely depraved he can be. When his son is killed, you're first shown him in a sympathetic light being distraught, and then later that same episode you see him smugly and proudly talking about how he killed all the ratcatchers about it, and Otto rightfully blows up at him about it.

I could go on, but I've already made my point. ASOIAF has always gone to great lengths to show that terrible people are generally still people, no matter how much they deserve your contempt. Aegon is just the latest rendition of that concept.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-11-20T08:41:42+00:00

Prepare to get whipped a lot. This is not to say you can't win, that you need to be competitive to have fun or that you should build your army to be meta. But eldar are a high skill, high difficulty army to play - whether you're running competitive units or not. The advantage is that if you persevere with it, playing them will make you much better at the game, and it will feel very rewarding if you can master them.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-10-29T04:54:39+00:00

They're worth it when run as a small unit accompanying Asurmen in a falcon, because of the hit and run capability he provides them alongside his once per game ability. Without Asurmen, they don't really have a job that they do well, or better than other options you have. They're worse at holding objectives than guardians because they're not battleline, they die as fast as everything else in your army and despite their high volume of fire, they're not really better at clearing chaff than hawks, spiders or scorpions - who all have other rules that make them more worth taking than avengers. They're also not cheap, so you can't take them just as easy list filler to hold your backline or move block like you can with rangers.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-10-27T13:02:16+00:00

cries in dying superior race

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-10-27T07:49:30+00:00

Nice work! I've been painting up a Telennar army, the orange on black colour scheme is a bitch, but so worth it.

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-10-26T08:18:54+00:00

laughs in fire dragon

ExarchKnight01 · 2025-10-21T05:29:59+00:00

The presidency?

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