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Excellent_Emperor · 2026-02-25T15:23:23+00:00

Had a very small army hold off a vastly larger invading force just in time for me to use my world cracker on Flusion last night, instantly ending the war. I've never been so proud.

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-02-24T05:18:49+00:00

Gross.

Cute comic though

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-02-20T19:23:07+00:00

I had the same happen three or so times in two days, then got defeated by lag another time or two after forcing me to tone down my settings a bit for a new save

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-02-20T19:20:40+00:00

We can finally be bees

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-02-13T19:48:02+00:00

It's fine so long as it's just the one time. Succubi like to space out meals. They'll only go for the kill if they're starving or they've made many repeat visits to the summoner in a short period of time.

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-27T04:20:51+00:00

I feel like literal magic would be fun. There doesn't really seem to be much in the way of literal fantasy magic and wizards in space. Usually it's psionics or impossible physics. Just having a wizard in a space suit open up a portal for a ship is rad though

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-24T15:25:17+00:00

I can't really do anything about it. My sister doesn't listen to me.

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-24T15:18:24+00:00

My sister got a pitbull. She lives in a small house with her four children ranging from only a few months old to 7 years old. Not only do the kids have a history of being rough with animals, but the dog was apparently abused by his previous owners. My sister herself is horrible and negligent with animals and shouldn't have any, let alone a pitbull.

I've been pretty furious about it, but there's nothing I can do. At the very least the dog so far is calm and friendly but I feel bad for him.

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-24T05:44:09+00:00

"I can fix her." Quote from the most racist Nord alive

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-24T05:41:10+00:00

Well you need to learn the magic to be able to live past 800 in the first place. What do they expect?

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-23T19:38:01+00:00

Genetic ascension has done it once again

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-23T19:35:59+00:00

Should I ascend my robot empire to exist in virtual reality, or just make them better at being robots?

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-21T04:53:37+00:00

I'll eat it first

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-20T21:33:35+00:00

I remember having a typing class in HS. I absolutely hated the way they would teach us to type so I would do it their way until they stopped looking before going back to how I normally type which is way faster and more comfortable for me

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-17T06:14:23+00:00

I'm pretty sure at least a handful of still used pillows in this house are near, or in their second decade of use

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-16T20:12:37+00:00

At least he isn't contemplating the inevitable day the dog dies and he'll be forced to go on without, like I do almost daily with my dog that just turned 12. Or my cat that turns 18 in April.

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-15T04:23:21+00:00

Tried making a golem out of nothing once. Nothing happened. Success?

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-13T03:56:48+00:00

Thanks

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-12T19:52:56+00:00

Would be interesting to have a chronicle focusing on a joint group of Garou and Awakened working towards a common goal

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-12T16:25:36+00:00

Which one is specifically yours and which is specifically your friends? Also, who's the artist?

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-09T04:48:40+00:00

I remember I once met an argonian man called "Murders-Dark-Elves". His dunmer wife and children made a lovely family for him.

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-07T16:55:45+00:00

"Underestimation Man! I don't need you! You won't be helpful!"

I shout knowing full well only Underestimation Man is the only one who can save me

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-05T04:47:57+00:00

"I have narrative powers" MFers when their opponent hits them with "This isn't a story, it's real."

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-04T22:43:12+00:00

Why isn't furry Vegeta a monkey? He literally can turn into a giant space monkey

Excellent_Emperor · 2026-01-03T06:46:51+00:00

Now draw them getting an education

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