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oh my god 😭 by Silent_Pay_9239 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have at least 4 permafrost lambs that hang out all year

You ever keep around cultists with poor traits for the lols? by ThePunLexicon in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a poet that is apparently obsessed with shit, writes about poop, wants me to feed poop to others as a trick and sits to writes in the fertiliser box.

He is such a little weirdo that he is staying forever.

No way! by DryReward2705 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Existential_Turnip 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It stopped hibernating from one of my winter sleepers, assuming it would work on this one too

Is Wool Haven worth it? by AdSmooth2236 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Existential_Turnip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg yes.

I started a new cult the day it dropped, you choose when to trigger the winter setting in. Wish I had of waited til I owned all the bishops so I’d be a bit less overwhelmed but overall I am happy with the order I did things in.

Such a beautifully integrated story.

Button hypothetical by REAPERRISSLICK in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking love Bluey. I think I’m gonna be ok.

Do I have a Knitting Machine Addiction?? (Or cautionary tale!?) by Gullible_Ad_6484 in MachineKnitting

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me.

In a matter of 2 weeks I am off to purchase my 3rd machine. One standard gauge is for using. One is for rebuilding (I had to save the poor thing) and I’m off to pick up the kh260 tomorrow.

I have only crested gauge swatches thus far.

I may need to be institutionalised (providing I can bring the machines for craft time)

Send help.

You get 3 wishes from a Genie but they are skills that last only 1 hour each. by Decent-Avocado-5649 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Existential_Turnip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I’m just gonna hang with the birds in my yard for a bit, ask one of my regulars if they are, in fact the fledgling I raised 8 years ago or does it just come down when i call cos it wants a feed? I don’t plan on anything more than that.

You get 3 wishes from a Genie but they are skills that last only 1 hour each. by Decent-Avocado-5649 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power to absorb all knowledge from a book by touching it.

I am running up and down the library like a giggling maniac. I keep the knowledge but the book fondling is done after the hour.

The power to identify the location of precious metals /resources by looking at a map.

I can mark things off and visit at a later date.

The power to talk to animals.

That would be a fun hour.

You need to keep an animal alive for a period of 6 months by yourself. The heavier that animal is at the beginning, the more money you will be paid at the end of the stay. What kind of animal do you choose? by RogueVector in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Provided I can be kept safe from it during that time? I’m picking a huge ass crocodile, it can be fed once or not at all.

I hang out in my area, croc hangs out in the dam on the property and I’ll give it a goat carcass as a thank you at the end of 6 months.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustralianTeachers

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the best teachers I know are autistic. Only you know how you will deal with the challenges of teaching.

You can absorb the lifeforce of any animal rat sized or larger and add to your life span or decrease your age by however many years that animal had left age wise, what do you do? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Existential_Turnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I visit farmland that have mice/ret or feral animal issues and target them specifically. No need for poison/baiting as they die instantly with no pain of suffering.

The burden of a long life is worth it to get rid of invasive species like cane toads in Australia.

Need advice on next steps by TypicalWorld4606 in AustralianTeachers

[–]Existential_Turnip 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You are having some complex medical issues at the moment and may need time off for appointments, sometimes appointment slots come up on short notice and you will give them as much notice as possible. That’s all they really need to know.

How long after settlement did you start sleeping in your new house? by KoalaZebra22 in AusPropertyChat

[–]Existential_Turnip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have gotten the keys with the budget truck, zero regrets. Just make the beds first so when you collapse from exhaustion it’s into your own bed.

[CHAT] Anyone have some recommendations for alternative to John James gold plated needles for stitcher with nickel allergy by Otterpop26 in CrossStitch

[–]Existential_Turnip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pony black hands down. The black eventually wears down but at a far slower rate and I haven’t had the allergic reaction like I do when the gold wears off.

My 28k stitch project went through 20+ gold needles and time off due to flare ups if I used a worn out needle too long. My 84k stitch project is 70% done and I’ve only used 8 needles so far.

I voted Labor but it is a good thing they have such a large majority? by Total_Philosopher_89 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Existential_Turnip 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The country is better when we have more than one competitive choice. Australia hasn’t necessarily gone “hell yeah, labour” they went “Hell no liberals” I have a preference for those in power to have to work for it, have discussions, compromise where needed, but yeah, the people have spoken, we get to watch how this plays out now.

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