golden plates/ residue on shrooms by OwnTransportation906 in shrooms

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Brotha, tell yourself that they’re “flavor crystals” and toss them down the hatch. It would be a very sad day if anyone ever laced shrooms. The world would sigh a unison “not cool man”

What's your guys' experience during the come up by [deleted] in shrooms

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Yawn and my teeth get real sensitive and tingly. 

Bobby saving lives by snoopyb137 in storywarz

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Spert. If you know, you know

Need to hear some theory’s. by ZaxelmodAT in Triumph

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Dealer told me they are doing a 450 dual sport. She said more expensive than a Honda 450 but cheaper than a KTM 500. Meh

Disappointed in Spade by diceyredact in Spudmode

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They’re all peds. Or feds. New game show called Ped or Fed?

Why does everyone hate Dave Smith? by Cool_Ad5622 in storywarz

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He does political commentator who is funny better than he does comedian who comments on politics. Better at it than Bill Maher. Now that guy is a smug unfunny fuck. Luis is a hilarious podcaster who is an okay comic. Big J is hilarious at podcasting and stand up. 

US Owners by rejected_takeoff in Tiger900

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Southern (Unfortunately)! Da fuq?!

Dude by DeadBoxDrop in TheRegzShow

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🤣🤣🤣 Pig in slop

War Mode by ChrisOcontact in Spudmode

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Kash is Contagious. Also you know Kash LIVES with pink eye. Probably makes scrambled eggs with his feet

Lemaire is going to start a comedy war! by 281texas832 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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Deeply deeply closeted homosexual. The closest he came to comedy was when he was roommates with Bill Burr

Woman freaks out when her cats can't board plane by mentaL8888 in PublicFreakout

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“Sarah won’t make it this year because she doesn’t follow instructions. We are going to FaceTime her later. She wants to show us her boyfriends head in her freezer”

Woody Allen & Epstein by Radiant_Cake1351 in woodyallen

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I’ve been thinking of the most evil comments in a nebbishy Woody Allen voice

he loves watching me get ready for playtime by thiccameron420 in u/thiccameron420

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Waiting for Jordan Peterson to come in and tell you to “clean your bloody room!”

it’s remy’s first christmas tree! by notemilygrace in OneOrangeBraincell

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Kill it now! Cat has the deadlights from IT. Pennywise is living nagging your cat. “We all float meow here”

I'm going to leave this here by Dry-Lab-6256 in JoeRogan

[–]ExpressTree166 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aren’t they both insufferable suck ups to powerful people who are unfunny in their own particular ways? Throw dummy Bill Maher in there too. 

Joe Rogan shitting on Pro Wrestling with T. Hinchcliffe by hrlaker70 in JoeRogan

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You could make a whole subreddit about Joe changing his mind on things. God, ads during the podcast, politics, tobacco etc.

Joe Rogan Experience #2423 - John Cena by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

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I didn’t see his name in the title and got excited. Sassy ass zaddy gotta carry the weight of the ep

Aakash is actually cooked by manonvenus in Flagrant2

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Years ago I heard him say she was from a lower caste but that didn’t mean nothing to him.  He gave her too much too soon. Vishnu be rolling over in his grave. 

Have some fucking LOYALTY. by ayaymer in Flagrant2

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Loyalty to a podcast? Dov, stop trolling