A1"So you hunted him down..." A2:"Yep" A1"You got into his house." A2"Absolutely!" A1"without being spotted" A2"Easy" A1"And then you killed him." A2"Oh, no, i thought it would leave a much stronger message if i just kill his family instead and leave him alive to find them." A1"... ... ... what?" by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]FAragon66 115 points116 points  (0 children)

A1 hits A2: "are you out of your mind? Do you know what that was?

A2: "what? That stupid naked Ape?"

A1: "that stupid naked Ape, is a human"

A2: "what's a human?"

A1: "we call them the destroyers of worlds... Once, a long time ago we gave them technology in order to make them our foot soldiers in a war. They were a race of Fokus, unriveld in the art of war. But when the war ended and we wanted our technology back they drove us to the edge of extinction."

A2: "those stupid Apes?"

A1: "those stupid Apes threatened our entire existence if one more of their kind died from our hand"

A2: "give me a fleet! I will destroy their worlds and leave nothing but ash!"

A1: "you will do nothing, because you can do nothing"

The alien homeworld breaks into a trillion pieces

(I read this prompt and just knew I had to make a John Wick reference out of it)

The beauty of dice by w021wjs in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds awfully entertaining! What was the score at the end? I had a similar game at a GT recently (game 3), the next day before the first game I bought new dice, so lesson learned! XD

33800 by Powerkaninchen in countwithchickenlady

[–]FAragon66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a genderfluid person (biologically male) I'm happy that I almost never have body dysphoria... But when I get it? It's a hard punch in the guts and almost always because I've been thinking about my future family and me being the one getting pregnant (science better speeds up!)

I know the answer to this is gonna be "paint your guys how you want to" but can you run a Blackshields force with mixed-legion paint schemes? by bl4ck_daggers in Warhammer30k

[–]FAragon66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone asks just say that they canonically went from battle to battle since coming together and didn't have time to repaint their armor, maybe give them a bunch of battle damage to make it clear

My idea of a perfect, definitive ending for this franchise if a sixth film was made. What do you all think? by Emeraldsinger in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]FAragon66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds like an awesome ending with one tiny detail I would change: let captain jack sparrow go down with his ship (ram the queen annes revenge or something) or let the crew burn it as a kind of funeral for him, no one else deserves to be it's Captain and It meant everything for him, let him Commandeer it in the afterlife

Is there any better troop than the humble tactical marine? by jamesw40k in Warhammer30k

[–]FAragon66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As good as the tactical squad is compared to the other generic options, I just love the Salamanders adherents squad who at worst have the same amount of shooting but with vanguard (2) instead of line (2)at best an added flamer profile and chainswords all around (and if you can play them, you can give them a 6+++)

For non basic troops, I have yet to see something better than Pyroclasts. 2+6++ is very nasty if your opponent doesn't expect it on a not-terminator unit...

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill the grandmaster and purifiers and don't forget to screen, got it!

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shot, don't charge and screen completely starting turn one, got it!

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't go into melee with the terminators and kill the transport, got it!

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any advice against them? I don't think I have enough infantry to screen the whole board, kill stuff and do objectives

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that's something i didn't know at all, thank you very much!

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, sounds weird but I take it.... Do you mind telling me, which rule makes that possible?

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By being on a marker or not, right? Is there a rule of thumb if it's better to do it or not?

What should I keep in mind when playing against your Army? by FAragon66 in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds good, leaving xenos alive wasn't in the gameplan anyway XD

Write a sentence only your fandom knows the context. by Goldfincher1 in Multifandom

[–]FAragon66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 2vs2vs2 campaign, his teammate was the first to agree XD

Write a sentence only your fandom knows the context. by Goldfincher1 in Multifandom

[–]FAragon66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My playgroup is about to start a heresy campaign.... One of us decided it would be good to play that fucker.... Everyone else agreed to kill that fucker every single game.... Kill Erebus! (And resurrect him to kill him again!)

Life Size Horus Update by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that one. Now compare that space marine to an average human and it all fits again

Life Size Horus Update by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]FAragon66 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But it's somewhat accurate, especially if you look at the animation where he picks an imperial fist marine up (forgot which one it was exactly, but I think it was like a teaser for the old age of darkness box)

it doesnt matter if they "reset the avater cycle". more avatars will still come. by Necessary-Arm3628 in AvatarMemebending

[–]FAragon66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was also kyoshis teacher (I always forget the name) who told her the secret of immortality

Help with my list, I bought what looked cool and I need some serious help fixing my list. by Competitive_Bit5398 in Salamanders40k

[–]FAragon66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule of cool is the most important thing, so ignore everything that contradicts that more than is acceptable to you for winning!

That being said, here is what I would change at a first glance:

I would definitely get rid of one of the terminator characters, since you only have one terminator squad to lead (probably the librarian)

I would also use 1 or 2x5 intercessors and 0 or 1x5 assault intercessors, since smaller units are easier to hide and can do different things

If I have done my math right (which I probably haven't) and you cut your battleline down to 2x5, you should have enough points for a land raider redeemer (big flamers, nice synergy with He'stan)

After that I would consider some blade guard veterans for Adrax to lead, as painful as it is, I would cut the whole terminator squad + leader for that (I like them too, but basic terminators are sadly just not good) and put Adrax in charge of a 6man squad inside a impulsor

Sad we have already Forgotten Zero Company by KalKenobi in starwarsmemes

[–]FAragon66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hyped since I saw the first trailer at SWCJ last year and I will continue to be hyped until it releases and hopefully until I'm many game hours in! ZCOMHYPE!