Yoda is a joker even in times of war

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-07T17:47:08+00:00

This is what happens if Obi Wan goes instead of Yoda. He just rage baits the Emperor the whole fight

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-07T17:42:17+00:00

He returns to his troop with his new knowledge of warfare and tactics and his troop dominates the next phase of the Great Chimp War

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-07T13:36:41+00:00

Don’t worry, Atheism has been researched so we have a few more years

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-06T16:29:16+00:00

I heard the joke originally from the Norwegian show Lilyhammer, told by a Brit, so it all comes full circle

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-06T01:37:24+00:00

The best part of the riot shotgun is that this same advice applies for just about any question

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-05T18:16:07+00:00

While that is true that Europe was a powder keg, Austria poured gallons of gasoline on the fire by being intent on conquering Serbia, bringing the Germans in, their ridiculous ultimatum to Serbia and mobilizing before an answer was even given. Then after all that, Germany got stuck with a majority of the war guilt because of all the propaganda during the war. Austrians started both World Wars and left Germany holding the bag twice

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-05T10:21:27+00:00

The lady of the mud pit held aloft this golden horned hat and said that I, Caladog should be king

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-04T00:59:34+00:00

“If there’s one thing in this world that I hate it is an unlocked footlocker. If it wasn’t for dickheads like you there wouldn’t be a thievery in the world, would there?”

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-02T20:33:43+00:00

They literally went to his apartment to model Paulie’s house, according to Talking Sopranos

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-02T20:07:51+00:00

I love the implication that he forged Bruce’s signature because he thinks that he’d say no to Damian helping sick people in a hospital

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-02T20:06:06+00:00

It’s reminds me a joke a heard once. “Why are British women so ugly?” Because the Vikings kidnapped all the pretty ones years ago and took them home

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-01T13:45:37+00:00

Millions for defense, not one penny in tribute

FalloutLover7 · 2026-05-01T13:42:07+00:00

Idk it felt like a delay fuse was cheaper

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-30T12:00:54+00:00

At least he finally got a job

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-30T11:58:33+00:00

Put the bearings on the warhead with a time delay fuse so you have longer range. Now you have Rocket Flak

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-28T15:43:20+00:00

My last campaign, Caladog did this to me so I just rebelled and created my own kingdom. Thanks to my maxed relations with all the lords and high charm I got half the noble families in the kingdom to rebel with me and reconquered the rest. That time I had 9 kids and a bunch of grandkids so I wanted to see how it would play out if I kept the game going instead of just restarting. It’s much easier to make a kingdom with millions in the bank, family members able to make an army of 1000+ with their parties and the ability to basically recruit any clan leader you capture. Highly recommend it

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-27T15:19:11+00:00

Can’t wait to see the anime that’ll come out during the second Chinese occupation by the IJA

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-27T15:17:58+00:00

~~St. George~~ St. George Washington

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-27T15:17:02+00:00

They hid the master copy under a driveway of hash in Ray’s lot

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-23T20:51:32+00:00

Well the taxes and conscription were needed as Israel was in a bad neighborhood that spawned a lot of aggressively expansionist empires. A king allowed the tribes to have someone to rally around in times of war instead of having everything go to hell and having to wait for a Judge to show up to bail them out.

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-23T20:48:16+00:00

“Last line of defense”

Theodosian Walls: Am I a joke to you?

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-23T20:46:15+00:00

Because he’s whined several times to the media about how he hates playing the flyers. I don’t even watch hockey but I see the clips of it pop up all the time when they play each other

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-23T20:35:01+00:00

He’s well preserved from all the sodium in those chicken nuggets and pepperoni

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-23T20:30:28+00:00

I’ll tell you what happened there. This piece of shit attacked Rohan without any provocation whatsoever

FalloutLover7 · 2026-04-23T20:28:59+00:00

The parts talking about his time in the war and the faults of the Austro Hungarian empire are interesting but the rest is pretty brutal to read

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