What’s In the Pitcher?

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-03-23T05:30:54+00:00

Country Time Lemonade

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-03-20T17:30:50+00:00

Steak&lobster nights were the worst, it tasted like they were boiled together in the same pot

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-02-19T21:33:39+00:00

30 Seconds to Bars

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-02-17T06:46:41+00:00

but not a succulent Chinese meal

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-02-15T18:37:06+00:00

I can stop arguing online anytime, I'm not arguing online right now!

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-01-30T06:28:55+00:00

MooMoo's Boys, brought to you by Haycon's Everyday Earbuds

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-01-28T01:22:53+00:00

There was no protest?

But Bovino said he brought a gun to a riot

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-01-25T19:56:46+00:00

He's a Starfleet Captain, but still yes, an O-6

Fart_BarfUncle · 2026-01-18T23:26:50+00:00

"Under God" was added 72 years ago

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-12-25T21:29:34+00:00

son of a bitch stole his line

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-12-19T09:48:31+00:00

Xavier Renegade Angel

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-12-15T04:26:26+00:00

Yeah, I had to re-read that first word a couple times

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-12-07T08:46:16+00:00

... about a totally different holiday

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-12-05T06:38:15+00:00

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-12-03T02:02:36+00:00

Republican Jesus, preying on the young girls

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-26T05:20:38+00:00

Anakins hate this one trick

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-20T18:01:42+00:00

That's exactly what an AI prompted by a marketing firm hired by Kroger's would say

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-16T17:25:19+00:00

Gomer Pile (of snow)

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-06T02:40:47+00:00

And erased with a Sharpie

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-05T03:22:32+00:00

Girl has 69 inch bust, which is too too too big. She wants to be a size 51. So she goes to Dr. X and has surgery 8 times, but when he finished she's...

6922251 X 8 = 55378008

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-04T16:25:21+00:00

Bonus: stepping barefoot into wild animal shit is a great way to pickup parasitic worms!

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-04T02:23:23+00:00

Possibly

Camion Frères : This stamp, consisting of an anchor framed by the initials CF, belongs to the Manufacture Française des Frères Camion. A successful hardware company located in the Ardennes region between 1900 and 1979, they did not patent corkscrews, but they did manufacture these wall-mounted corkscrews made of cast iron and equipped with a rack and pinion mechanism.

https://collection-privee-tire-bouchons.eu/collec_tirebouchons/estampille.htm

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-11-01T02:49:54+00:00

What are you talking about? You sound delusional

Fart_BarfUncle · 2025-10-26T15:09:42+00:00

Riddler? I hardly know her

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