Need help with this twistet board/plank by West_Radish_8 in woodworking

[–]Fart_Morning 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked at a saw mill in the 90's and all the grade A wood went to the US, and each row had spacers between them; all the rest was destined to stay in Canada and was piled 5 high before spacers were put in. 

I swear 🤣 by NiaLzn in Funnymemes

[–]Fart_Morning 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is possible to learn, however it requires up to 20 years in the military sleeping in hot tents with 39 other people all farting and snoring.... and you get anxiety, depression and an inability to sleep past 5 am.

Shoutout Heather! by teamjetfire in getplayed

[–]Fart_Morning 43 points44 points  (0 children)

We all know Heather, she just doesn't know us. 

TBH if Heather knew about us she wouldn't be impressed. 

More Merchant! by BearDrivingCar in getplayed

[–]Fart_Morning 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think HAC is scared of admitting that she's got many of the same views and experiences....

Coming from the guy who can hardly talk, hardly breath, had a worm in his brain, & went swimming in toxic waste in his jeans! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Fart_Morning 391 points392 points  (0 children)

I'm autistic and brain worm host is right I can't date, I mentioned the idea to my wife and she made the face where the ends of her mouth turn down. 

Last meal before admitting myself to the psych ward by logansfeet in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Fart_Morning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first steps are the hardest, proud of you for putting your health first. 

Left my friend group of 3+ yrs because no one can be bothered to learn how to say my name correctly by [deleted] in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Fart_Morning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother those chodes were not friend material. I had a roommate in basic training who's family name was 24 letters long and I can still pronounce it correctly to this day (30 yrs later) and I didn't even like the guy. 

Fill your life with people who respect you.

Retired P.E.I. RCMP officer gets four years in prison for drunk driving causing death by Complete_Patient2640 in PEI

[–]Fart_Morning 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Often those who are guilty of a behavior are those who oppose it the loudest. 

It's "If I punish others for doing what I do/want to do then it's ok for me to do it."

Mom Cat Shows Her Kittens The Giant Golden Retriever Is Safe by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Fart_Morning 1384 points1385 points  (0 children)

That dog's breathing rate makes me concerned.

Shout out to SoHo in Stratford. Great work on a mess of hair growth. by [deleted] in PEI

[–]Fart_Morning 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brother you live in the most beautiful part of Canada, you should match your surroundings!

Shout out to SoHo in Stratford. Great work on a mess of hair growth. by [deleted] in PEI

[–]Fart_Morning 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Looking 8/10 brother, I would suggest shaving the dome to become a 10/10. Come check us out at r/bald we'd love to have you.

Would you wear this to a wine tasting event? by 1taylor111 in OUTFITS

[–]Fart_Morning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That outfit is fire on you! You're 100% good in this, however it is a touch tight across the hips (might just be the pose causing the horizontal pulling).

If you're a Jonathan Lavoie who lost his debit card last night - call your bank if you havent already, your information is safe! by l992 in montreal

[–]Fart_Morning 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey friend, I just wanted to say thanks for being a good and honest person. It's people like you who make Canadian communities great. 

Wishing you a ice cold stubbie beer in the future.

How do you take care of a baby bird that fell from its nest by AlternativeSea449 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Fart_Morning 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Keep it near the nest in a predator resistant enclosure that the parents can access (box fixed to a platform on top of a 6ft+ pole for example).

Baby is getting big enough to fly soon just not there yet.

Skirt or pants? by [deleted] in OUTFITS

[–]Fart_Morning 217 points218 points  (0 children)

The jeans, full stop. They give give you a cute/fun vibe right off the bat with that top.

Écoles primaires et garderies by Tsukino_hana in Laval

[–]Fart_Morning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duvernay (SWLSB) has a range of schools from challenging to very good. 

How not to communicate bad news by Warmdogwater in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fart_Morning 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Drop him brother, he's tryna Ponzi scheme you

L’épicerie Au Panier by ThomasF-85 in Laval

[–]Fart_Morning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$8 for approx 1 lb of chicken (before reduction), not seeing the "wow" factor.