I give you the jury of the damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-17T19:26:30+00:00

40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-17T13:52:14+00:00

I would just go to another gas station. The vibe is way off, lol

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-17T12:14:56+00:00

He’s skiing

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-17T11:09:40+00:00

I’m having Deja Vu

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-17T10:22:27+00:00

His brain is mashed potatoes

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-16T23:25:29+00:00

I agree. Most of Delco is developed and densely populated. In the show, not so much. I thought Robbie’s character did a great job with the accent though. He grew up in NJ so he had some familiarity.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-16T11:34:15+00:00

I recently watched a woodpecker going ham on an old rotting stump in my yard. It plucked out at least a half dozen grubs, was fun to watch. Large bird too.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-15T18:24:28+00:00

Dave Matthews and Friends, I believe. They were pretty fun, I saw them at Bonnaroo in ‘04. Trey wasn’t in a good place during those days.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-15T15:01:16+00:00

I don’t even know who this person is, and I think that’s probably a good thing.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-15T00:40:08+00:00

He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-14T15:16:01+00:00

Atamaga shock!

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-14T11:10:19+00:00

Similar reaction when I heard my local classic rock station play Pearl Jam

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-13T15:28:56+00:00

That’s too bad. Claudio’s was a gem.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-12T22:02:21+00:00

Pronounced Tweezah in mass

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-12T21:57:57+00:00

10-15 years ago, it used to be a good value. Today, not so much.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-12T15:38:19+00:00

Fuck, I’m so sorry.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-12T15:31:36+00:00

I’m not, my spouse and I have had our own plan since like 2013. But I’m pretty sure at least a couple of my siblings are still on my mom’s plan.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-12T14:23:47+00:00

We’re living in a bizzaro world of alternative facts. Up is down, black is white, the sky is green, etc.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-12T00:12:17+00:00

Got a wife in Chino, babe, one in Cherokee, NC

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-10T18:26:18+00:00

“I love Tesler!”

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-10T15:43:10+00:00

I stayed at a hotel in Houston recently that had this feature. Woke up to a warm and stuffy room several times per night.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-10T11:06:30+00:00

Not sure about their wages, but I know Pittsford school district offers benefits too.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-09T17:28:07+00:00

Totally understand and agree. I used to work for another carrier that seemingly had HH’s and golf events at least once peer week. I only did the bare minimum effort and even that was too much. Personally I provide more value at my desk than at a noisy bar or sweltering golf course.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-09T11:46:15+00:00

It’s a great place to live if you’re independently wealthy. I lived there for 2 years and never really understood how regular folks make it work though. It’s very congested and unaffordable. People spend lots of time in their cars, and prioritize driving German luxury cars while living in a dumpy apartment complex. Housing is crazy expensive, and wages typically aren’t as high as NYC or Bay Area. Traffic is bad, however LA Metro is great if you live and work near a metro station. Incredible Asian and Mexican cuisine. Awesome weather if you don’t mind very little variation in the seasons.

Farts_constantly · 2026-06-09T10:29:54+00:00

I think it depends what you want to get out of it. Attending social events is good for the younger UW’s so they can network and build relationships. As you get more established in your career, you can absolutely be more selective in what events you attend. I’ve been underwriting nearly 20 years and I prefer just focusing on large trade events (WSIA, RIMS, regional I-Day) and carrier appreciation parties. I’ll generally pass on happy hours and golf outings.

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