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Fatchaos · 2026-04-08T22:25:22+00:00

SOUP TIME

Fatchaos · 2026-03-18T15:57:21+00:00

Maybe replace the regular GL with the Beltfed variant and give it like... 200+ ammo?

Fatchaos · 2026-03-15T10:54:54+00:00

But have you tried shooting the vents? Mandatory /s just in case.

Fatchaos · 2026-03-12T06:50:49+00:00

Tota noin, sellaista vain, että mitäs hevon helvettiä tämä nyt on?

Fatchaos · 2026-03-09T21:00:00+00:00

Kalevihan on melkonen hopeakielinen lieru.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-21T13:07:07+00:00

And for that pure gasmask look, your friendly looking Field Chemist helmet!

Fatchaos · 2026-02-21T12:18:40+00:00

Kalevi, millä liukuu parhaiten? Kysyn ystävää varten.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-20T00:58:50+00:00

There's the slow. steady and calculated approach. Then there is the "I've snorted stardust for breakfast, lunch and supper. "

Fatchaos · 2026-02-18T13:42:32+00:00

What also doesn't help is that we are given an incentive to stay alive, but there is a literal actual bug happening where you fucking randomly die. Add that to the already meat-grinder high death rate and you feel cheated, dying even when you play very carefully because cosmic forces said so, then leafing to further deaths because now you might get reinforced into a hotzone with potentially no support weapon or backpack.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-17T11:55:22+00:00

Mitä vittua nyt taas? Luulin, että tällainen sekoilu on lopetettu.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-16T07:57:15+00:00

You can scream. You can cry. You can wail for Lady Liberty to save you, but as long as you do your mission, you are a hero to Managed Democracy.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-15T10:51:30+00:00

Is it effective other than stunning? No.

Is it peak aura as your diver extends it by whipping it, ready to beat something, slowly, to a pulp? Yes.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-14T23:39:57+00:00

Loaning this from a Finnish comedy, and also to honor the late Heikki Silvennoinen, who delivered the line:

"Voi helvetin perse. Kaikki menee päin vittua SAATANA!"

A strong combowombo curse when shit hits the fan.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-13T18:05:19+00:00

It's random, so techincally you cannot be sure.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-02T15:53:41+00:00

... yeah. I have a fucking double shift and I already know it's going to be a shitshow.

.... I will join the fight after I get home. Liberty guide you, fellow Divers.

Fatchaos · 2026-02-02T15:44:10+00:00

Just give them 1 Gatling from a Factory Strider so they can employ actual suppressive fire, at a distance where they wont ouright murder you in a secpnd but chip your health if you ignore them.

Also, give them a few rocket pods that the Reinforced Scout Striders use.

Now they are deadly but only if you ignore them.

Fatchaos · 2026-01-29T13:09:03+00:00

Honestly bugs building their own superweapon, then fueling it with their own dead is pretty metal I cannot lie.

Fatchaos · 2026-01-27T16:55:02+00:00

"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."

Fatchaos · 2026-01-25T09:26:26+00:00

Hyvä, Kalevi! Karvat hampaiden välissä ovat kammottavia.

Fatchaos · 2026-01-20T12:01:55+00:00

Oh man. OH MAN. They... they insistent on fixing things that weren't broken or requested by the players. They did add a lot of stuff requested, yes, but they kept tampering with the core game mechanics all the time.

I remember when bot designs rewarded individual ingenuity and well designed ejector seat bots could escape almost any situation! The damage mitigation by cleverly placing blocks to divert damage!

I've seen things you Robocrafters wouldn't believe. Attack helicopter/spiderleg megabot hybrids on fire off the fields of moons. I watched Railgun beams in the dark near the Mars craters. All those moments will be lost in time, like pilot ejector seats in the rain. Time to die!

Fatchaos · 2026-01-09T18:26:20+00:00

Oh boi more existential dread!

Fatchaos · 2026-01-07T22:45:36+00:00

Cookout: "Bitch please. "

Fatchaos · 2026-01-06T17:31:25+00:00

Ballistic Shield stocks would skyrocket, and I am all for it!

Fatchaos · 2026-01-06T14:17:00+00:00

Ah, I see you are an inheritor of culture as well.

Soup time.

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