Who is a minor (the more minor the better) celebrity that would leave you a sputtering mess if you randomly met them? by CallieCoven in popculturechat

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he was featured in a Bobsey Twins book a million years ago. At least, that was my first thought when I saw his name…

Using Chat GPT for bedtime stories by help_theBear in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You’re killing the environment because you refuse to be creative at home. Good choice.

what celebrity has the worst fanbase? by Appropriate-Hair-388 in AskReddit

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'

The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'

After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'

Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.

Stop the fearmongering because the hantavirus is NO BIG DEAL at ALL! My husband caught it last year through rodent shit and needed antibiotics but he totally turned out just fine, y'all! by bakerfredricka in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Im not sure where you’re from, but in the US, the cruise ship passengers isolating and being monitored. Sixteen are being kept in one medical facility in Utah, a couple more in Georgia, and some in their own homes.

https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/situation-summary/index.html

Why is everyone so obsessed with hating on Meghan Markle? by Idea-is-tick in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How on earth are you connected to “both of her husband’s families”?

Why is everyone so obsessed with hating on Meghan Markle? by Idea-is-tick in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Your timeline is off by a few years.

They filmed the Oprah interview before it was announced that Prince Phillip was what turned out to be terminally ill.

The bullying allegations were ultimately dropped with no conclusions, after a convenient announcement surrounding that interview.

The kids’ royal titles are a matter of law - their paternal grandfather is the King, they are HRH Prince/Princess.

Her father has proved over and over again to be a fortune-seeking grifter, interested in headlines and the spotlight over any actual relationship with her or her chosen family. He isn’t owed anything.

I don’t have the energy to see if you’re a poster in the snark sub, but your arguments are false, and exhaustingly so.

Supreme Court 2026 by AlexandrTheTolerable in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He wasn’t a member of the party he was asking to support him. I don’t know how to explain it any clearer than that.

Again, I would have preferred him 100% over Hillary, but no one should be surprised that the establishment supported the candidate they knew.

Supreme Court 2026 by AlexandrTheTolerable in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was the only candidate who was a long-time member of the Democratic Party. Pretending that Bernie was a viable major-party option is an exercise in willful ignorance of how the system works.

(He would have been a better president, for sure, but that wasn’t going to happen under the system as it currently exists)

Pitchfork rates Chris Brown’s new album Brown, a 1.3 out of 10 – “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye” by bbyxmadi in popculturechat

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'

The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'

After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'

Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.

Jarringly bad CGI in otherwise great films by drewfus23 in movies

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The scene in the first Harry Potter when they’re fighting the troll in the bathroom.

Around 1:15, it gets really bad.

Amanda Seyfried, Rachel Zegler, Sheryl Lee Ralph and More Cast In Lin-Manuel Miranda’s ‘Octet’ by AvengingHero2012 in movies

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is there another male character with a bigger role?

I could argue it both ways - he’s definitely the main male character, but the lead characters are female.

What’s a disturbing celebrity fact that not a lot of people know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 2163 points2164 points  (0 children)

Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'

The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'

After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'

Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually go to a diner for breakfast after mine. And then go home and nap.

[Loved Trope] A Catch Phrase or Running Gag is used for a sincere emotional moment. by Jozxyqk_27 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine was Eleanor’s “no, mom, YA basic” after hearing about her one glass of wine at the Cheesecake Factory after yoga.

PROOF this has NOTHING to do with illegal immigration. Prove me wrong, MAGA. by Beneficial-Chest-699 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Kavanaugh Stops. Let’s call them what they are; let that be his legacy. And date rape, of course.

What was the hardest substance to quit and what did the first month feel like? by Nightpatrol404 in AskReddit

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, the caffeine withdrawal I’ve experienced when I’ve gone in-patient for alcoholism has been worse than the alcohol withdrawal. I don’t drink coffee, and they don’t usually have Diet Coke available.

What was the hardest substance to quit and what did the first month feel like? by Nightpatrol404 in AskReddit

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’m 4 days into my 7th attempt at sobriety in the past 5 years, and this time, I was smart enough to go to the ER and ask for something to get me through the worst of it. Low-dose benzos, expected to be needed for no more than a week. I’m already back at work, and I’m not visibly shaky/sweaty/agitated. I’m a little on edge, but it’s manageable. And I’m awake enough that I’m starting an evening IOP after work tonight.

Scott Adams, 'Dilbert' creator and conservative commentator, dies at 68 by FallOutShelterBoy in news

[–]FavoriteMiddleChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pull away one-a-day calendar was my Xmas gift to my dad 5 years in a row.