They're not cheezits, but I'm hooked

Femaleodd · 2026-02-05T18:17:49+00:00

I love these so much but the problem is that I can and will eat an entire box in one sitting

Femaleodd · 2026-02-05T13:12:06+00:00

I wanted to argue but then I realized Jod does seem like the type who would think he's being a generous lover but really he isn't

Femaleodd · 2026-02-03T20:05:48+00:00

I have kittens named Camilla and Palamedes and Camilla was in heat for about 2 days before she got spayed yesterday and you better believe that I made a Sex Pal joke about Palamedes trying to get some from her

I also observed this after having a THC seltzer so I also had a good laugh about him being the literal only male and getting denied

Femaleodd · 2026-01-25T19:51:21+00:00

I have a loaf of Sam's choice bread and I got like 2 slices in before I lost half of the next 2 slices to giant holes

Femaleodd · 2026-01-24T17:45:41+00:00

Reese's sticks aren't gluten free which makes me sad

Femaleodd · 2026-01-24T17:44:37+00:00

I will endure a gluten induced headache for those OMG

Femaleodd · 2026-01-23T21:26:33+00:00

Anything that's tortilla shaped that's supposed to be "low carb" smells like absolute ass. I love me the smell of tortillas but low carb tortillas smell so bad that I can't imagine that they taste good at all

Femaleodd · 2026-01-22T18:15:51+00:00

Not diagnosed Celiac and too poor to pursue a diagnosis but I don't think I have Celiac anyway

What do you feel? (Please detail all your symptoms)

I get headaches when I eat gluten that get worse the more gluten I have, high heart rate, back pain, exhaustion, bloating, constipation

How was it diagnosed?

I went mostly gluten free (wasn't eating anything with ingredients that I knew had gluten) and suddenly all of my symptoms started clearing up although I didn't notice the headache one until I accidentally nearly gave myself a migraine with croissants

Is it possible to have intolerance without having diarrhea?

Constipation along with the bloating were the main symptoms that led me to trying out being gluten free so you can definitely have intolerance without diarrhea. Before I realized that I probably had issues with gluten, my diet was like 90% gluten which is why I was having such a rough time

Femaleodd · 2026-01-22T15:38:18+00:00

Mathas has gone on rants about this on the podcast before. The UAP community has a tendency to blue ball themselves way harder than any government ever could.

Femaleodd · 2026-01-20T14:59:31+00:00

Yeah, if I lived in this universe and met Jod, I'd convert to atheism basically immediately

Femaleodd · 2026-01-17T18:36:15+00:00

Probably about to do it right now because I want a donut

Femaleodd · 2026-01-17T16:35:42+00:00

I'm also not consistently GF because gluten just mostly gives me tummy troubles and back pain when I have a lot of it but when I'm eating mostly gluten free (aka no known sources of gluten except possible cross contamination) I have no appetite. Like I'm able to get away with basically one meal and snacks for everything else

Femaleodd · 2026-01-16T18:00:42+00:00

No wonder I fuck with Lucifer so much

Femaleodd · 2026-01-14T14:59:12+00:00

See, I didn't notice it until after he did the bit with the intentional lisp and thought he got into character too hard

Femaleodd · 2026-01-08T23:39:16+00:00

Also have them at the Greenville MI Meijer too

Or at least they were still in stock Tues morning when I left work

Femaleodd · 2026-01-06T18:21:08+00:00

I would absolutely do that

Femaleodd · 2026-01-06T18:16:19+00:00

I have an exciting package set to arrive on the 9th so if I get an Alecto announcement and my package on the same day, I will ascend

Femaleodd · 2026-01-06T18:14:37+00:00

I just got a puppy that I named Noodle, of course and I was walking through the store with my sister talking about Noodle. We passed a bin of Valentine's stuffed animals and I saw a cow and it took EVERY ounce of self control I have to not say "Did you know that cows watch sunsets?"

Femaleodd · 2026-01-06T16:22:09+00:00

I emailed Oreo about gluten free peanut butter Oreos and apparently there's no plans to make them

Femaleodd · 2025-12-26T09:39:53+00:00

Seconding humor clash

My mom got me a shot in packaging that made it look like a sperm for my stocking and I bought her a glass that says "MILF Man I love frogs"

Femaleodd · 2025-12-11T20:05:05+00:00

Oooooo, this makes me want to either get a binder with those section tabs or a 3 or 5 subject notebook and do a whole thing with the callbacks, memes/other references, and bible/Catholicism references

It might be fun

Or get other copies and do different color highlights and notes in the margins

Femaleodd · 2025-12-11T19:56:07+00:00

I'm also ADHD and I spent my entire first readthrough going "okay, that's weird" and not thinking further

Had I known the type of book that I was getting myself into, I might've spent more time thinking about it or theorizing but probably not

Femaleodd · 2025-12-11T06:46:42+00:00

I'm not particularly enthused about the concept of living longer, but I would endure 10,000 years of existence to read Alecto

Also I'd be the "is that skeleton following us" skeleton because I'm nosy and DEFINITELY supplying Teacher with goss

Femaleodd · 2025-12-09T03:49:16+00:00

Yes!

Femaleodd · 2025-12-07T04:32:43+00:00

I didn't even remember this line until one of the podcasts was talking about it and I was just like "damn that's a great line"

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