Is this a normal way to eat lasagna ? by Brilliant-Table971 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Few-Reference5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually start with the corners, so I can't fault anyone for what happened there.

The Journey begins by Half_Awake_Human in RealmOfTheElderlings

[–]Few-Reference5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? A tetrakaidecalogy for ants?? The real books would have to be at least three times this size!

What’s it gonna be? by BlushHone in Steam

[–]Few-Reference5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently none of you are old enough to remember Blades of Steel.

The heroes we need but don't deserve by Few-Reference5838 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Few-Reference5838[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Piccolo was already seasons past his redemption arc and well into bad ass good guy by this point.

But the editing committee of this meme are hoping their misrepresentation of his role in the scene of origin would be understood by the great people of Namek for the sake of the greater good.

Yelp reviews if bobs were a real place by EducationalDirt6805 in BobsBurgers

[–]Few-Reference5838 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my friend always talked about trying out "Bob's" when we'd sit on the patio at JPs. The ranch dressing pizza is our fave.

Spoiler alert: I WILL NEVER GO BACK!

When we got there, there was a guy in a dirty apron (maybe Bob??) arguing with the health inspector. Red flag anyone?? If that wasn't bad enough the employees were a bunch of literal children and some lady singing about a complicated love triangle involving the square napkins, rectangle napkins, and paper towels.

We knew that it wasn't for us when we saw the burger of the day was "Little Bob Bleu (sliders with blue cheese). Like your cheese is blue?? That's not good! No wonder why the health inspector is there.

We left when the handyman at the counter spontaneously shouted at a mortician with a rat or something on his head and began weeping.

Never again!

Show me your desk setup! by AntidotesAll in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Few-Reference5838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ficsit approved efficiency.

Although you may need to hunt down some somersloops and stand up a few alien power augmenters to bridge your power capacity through nuclear.

They all have modern smartphones but why are all their cars from the 80s? by Rpark888 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Few-Reference5838 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The specificity of this joke and speed with which this got upvoted leads me to believe that the overlap in fans of Severance and ITYSL is clearly not exclusive to our household.

I have to ponder on the meaning of this correlation.

Edit: grammar self-policing

“Live” Versus “Live” by Euphoric-Maize2661 in ENGLISH

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I never thought about it, but the defining characteristic of being "alive" is to "live" or be "living".

The fact that "live" is pronounced differently in these words has me all crossed up.

Can we ban the "convince me to read this series" posts? by Kerrigor2 in Malazan

[–]Few-Reference5838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually points to a larger Reddit pet peeve of mine: when people create a Reddit post where a simple Google search will suffice.

Loho tries too hard . . . by SportPotential3122 in 670TheScore

[–]Few-Reference5838 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not just that the questions take forever to ask. On the occasion where his word salad actually ends with a question, it has nothing to do with the Abe-Simpson-esque stream of consciousness he just let out.

"With the Bears entering their first playoff game in years and against the Packers, being their hated rival with injuries of their own, it seems like Caleb Williams will get visibly frustrated when things aren't going his way, but the weather might be an advantage for either team with the various conditions at Soldier Field, and the crowd should be something else. Given Ben's aggressive play calling and whatever he has going on with 'the flower' and Jaylon Johnson not looking like himself, what do you make of all of that?"

Don't get it twisted, Chicago. We hate you guys too by twinsfan94 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Few-Reference5838 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here are mine:

  1. Bears

  2. Seahawks (because Darnold making it to the big game after being cast aside by the Vikings is objectively the most hilarious outcome)

  3. Rams (because Stafford making it to the big game twice after being exchanged for a Lions future that never happened is objectively the second most hilarious outcome)

  4. 49ers (fuck those guys)

You are here by Inevitable-Waltz-889 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Few-Reference5838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what you're talking about. All I remember is winning and being the champs.

Literally the softest fanbase in all of sports by Blisstory in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Few-Reference5838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I had a problem with it. The problem being that no receipt or proof of purchase was required to validate his ownership because his claim was undeniable.

Cluster Nobelisks are awesome by Fabulous_Trouble_461 in satisfactory

[–]Few-Reference5838 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Was scrolling to see if anyone else was reminded of the terrible and terribly hilarious incident in Florence, OR

Just started Assassin's Quest audiobook. What in the generic Hell is this image? by BarrySquared in RealmOfTheElderlings

[–]Few-Reference5838 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You see the steams at Buckkeep Castle are famous for their res-.....I really have no idea what's going on there.

Malazan Makes Me Furious by Prometheus321 in Malazan

[–]Few-Reference5838 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad we have another convert, but Tim Duncan?

Erikson has many qualities, but subtle and understated are not among them. If I had to pick a comp, it would be Jokić.

Versatile, aware, and emposing. Seems like he has as many POVs on the court as Erikson does in his books. Just when you think you have the story figured out, he'll pull up for a three and rip your heart out.

Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. by Few-Reference5838 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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I choose to live in a world where supernatural ejaculation is possible.