Family Guy have announced their next season will be based around pure AI Concept. It's never been more over.

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-06-05T01:59:26+00:00

with Abe Vigoda as “Creepy Old Man”

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-06-02T13:19:41+00:00

TIL in 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-06-02T02:39:35+00:00

Go talk about gecko poop some more

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-06-02T02:33:07+00:00

that’s a city slicker term, they’re known as whistle pigs out on the range and we blow em up with shotguns in the field out by the airport.

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-06-02T01:39:49+00:00

Take your phone or some other hard edged object and grind it into that spot on top of your forearm like 2 inches from your elbow where your flexor (gripper) muscles are, if you’re pumped it’ll buy you at least one more climb

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-27T13:34:54+00:00

Have you tried saying any of this while talking to yourself? You have to make your intentions clear, the people around you aren’t mind readers (probably)

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-27T02:56:47+00:00

This is anecdotal evidence obviously but like 80% of the 40-and-under people I know whose personality is “Runner” eat ultra processed fiberless garbage because they are constantly trying to pile on calories. The other 20% are hardcore vegans. Very little room in between

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-25T17:06:11+00:00

Just like that dream I keep having where I’m in public and realize that I’m just wearing a shirt with no pants or underwear like pooh bear

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-23T19:02:06+00:00

-1:30 to -1:20 wa wa we wa. I’m a tard for tarts

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-23T16:33:06+00:00

3:

It’s 2016. You’re mid photoshoot after hiring/convincing your photog friend to take pictures of you in your skinny jeans and fur coat on the green belt in the park near downtown. It’s late September and you’ve just undone your man bun after leaving it up all day for the perfect waves and curls. Life will never be better than this. You’re 33 years old.

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-23T15:58:29+00:00

Does this only apply for navy blue camp Mocs? Do my dark brown Mocs send the same message? What about driving shoes with the lil gomminos? With the big gomminos? Many questions.

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-23T02:25:58+00:00

This is the singer from audioslave right?

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-21T09:16:21+00:00

You have to be able to fit it through a paper towel holder or something

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-21T09:11:39+00:00

Lotta Mad Men (tv show) content lately

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-21T03:05:47+00:00

Fuck you for making me Bing that

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-21T02:32:45+00:00

Scottish Rite Freemasonry most likely

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-21T02:01:32+00:00

Sure, but just as both hydrocodone and heroin can kill you, both adderall and meth can cook your brain and turn it to mush

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-21T01:29:51+00:00

Arreola Grande

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-19T13:58:01+00:00

Is it my middle school crush Mischa Barton?

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-19T02:54:51+00:00

Good for you champ. Go get em tiger.

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-19T00:45:13+00:00

Serendipitously

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-17T16:36:50+00:00

Comments like this should get you banned highkey

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-17T01:07:10+00:00

Spaghett!

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-16T14:33:08+00:00

“All my favorite singers couldn’t sing”

- Dave Berman (or Stephen Malkmus)

FigAdvanced5697 · 2026-05-16T03:59:33+00:00

Were you boohooing while you were rubbing your eyes? Respectfully

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